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Recent reviews by Coollablador

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9.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The only thing this game currently needs, is a bloody palace / cybergrind mode
other than that it's a really promising combo of Devil May Cry (mission based structure and implementation of secrets) and Kingdom Hearts (combat, movement and platforming)
Posted 11 February.
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74.4 hrs on record (57.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ that god forsaken croccodile in the dlc
rest of the game (aside from the green monster of the swamp (yes, that is it's actual name)) is fine
Posted 24 January. Last edited 24 January.
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1.3 hrs on record
Do you like hands?
Do you like PLAYING as hands?
How about EVERYTHING BEING MADE OUT OF HANDS???
THE WEAPONS
THE ENEMIES
THE ENVIORMENT
E V E R Y T H I N G
hands/10, would hand again
Posted 4 December, 2025.
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17.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
May this game rest in peace :(
Posted 27 May, 2025.
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277.3 hrs on record (175.9 hrs at review time)
Really hard to get into (you might get hardwalled by enenra, the second mandatory boss you have to fight) but the adrenaline rush after beating a hard boss is better than crack cocaine

edit after beating the dlc3 final boss: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHY ARE YOU LOOKING @ REVIEWS??? BUY THIS GAME ALREADY. IT IS A CRIME THAT THIS DID NOT GET GAME OF THE YEAR
Posted 3 April, 2025. Last edited 5 April, 2025.
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13.9 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
The only thing this game needs is a lever action shotgun/sniper

other than that, Game of the decade

also you get a cool reward for 100%ing the game. don't wanna spoil it :)
Posted 2 October, 2024. Last edited 12 October, 2024.
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13.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
on an absolutely terrible rig it runs fine, if you don't mind:
-invisible spacemarines
-invisible xenos
and an example of how the game would have looked like if it released on the PS1
Posted 10 September, 2024.
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131.8 hrs on record (101.4 hrs at review time)
EA won't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ send the e-mail, which means i can no longer play the game, that i paid for.

as soon as they fix it i'm changing it to positive

they fixed the thing :)
Posted 12 August, 2024. Last edited 4 October, 2025.
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23.9 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
kinda doesn't work on weaker machines, BUT GOD IS THE GAME GOOD
Posted 25 February, 2024.
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448.2 hrs on record (53.5 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ nergigante

update: after finding out the ludicrous amount of i-frames the running dodge has, the fact that some diamonds really are unbreakable and some wiki surfing i can conclude:

skill issue
Posted 30 December, 2023. Last edited 12 May, 2024.
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