you like half life? oh yea?
you like VR? oh you do?
you like wrestling with headcrabs? ya know it babeeeeh!!!

get your sweaty mitts on this 'ere edition of the half life series and you too can experience the emotional journey of this ACTION PACKED adventure. you too can experience how it was like when frodo and sam took that trip to mordor, though instead of frodo and sam you got yourself alyx and gnome.

you'll fight spooky guys, silly guys, shooty guys, and my favourite: the headcrab guys! yea that's right, on this journey you'll be dodging enemies left and right, taking cover and shooting at some dudes, traversing the most spooky places, stealing from aliens, and wrestling headcrabs

get your butt settled in cause it's half life time!!!

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