put more effort into this than into my finals this semester, cherish the fruits of my labor or gay

Tobakko's basic teamplay axioms:

1. Always bait a teammate, never help him. If he loses his duel that's on him - by baiting I am making sure he is of use.

2. Never peek first: you are risking your KD which is our main weapon in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the team's stats.

3. If you are left alone against 2+ people - Save your gun for the next round,deny money to the enemy and lastly save KD.

4. Always play the most useless positions, preferrably retarded boosts that achieve nothing besides wasting time

5. A chance at a ninja defuse is always more important than winning the game.

6. Embrace your inner Gestapo: rat on teammates when they lurk, you should be the lurker

7. Play time, especially if its 1v1. By winning you are showing your opponent that you are mechanically gifted.

8. Toxicity leads to your teammates trying harder and performing better, so don't forget it.

9. Screaming - self explanatory, really

10. the only weapon that you need in your life is a knife and a yauto

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on god

-rep very bed team

anyways figure out the meaning yourself