Recent reviews by Cpt Bongolot

Wonderful soulslike (on normal)
my brain too glorped to do expert

🤖🤜🤛👦💦 Water boy best boy

core gameplay mechanic good
maps bad, need big elp, too smol, no dynamic, only static, leveloution where (biggest issue)
bloom kinda wild (been improved)
weapon and characters challenges bad (been fixed somewhat, they're not "impossible" any longer mostly)
no water maps bad
airspace no exist (way too small and timer way too short)
labs xp dissapear (no progression)
br warzone print (with forced challenges, you can reroll challenges, but can appear to be redsec stuff again)
s1 disapoint, xp challenges poofed (weeklies now only have bp progression)
assault stim snore, ladder big
new update also reset all keybinds...

Probably the best game I've ever played.
Meaningful and captivating story with lots of fun sprinkled in.
I was on the edge of my during my entire play through of this game.

I would highly recommend this game to anyone with at least room temperature IQ.
I would also gift this game to all my boyfriends and girlfriends.

Amazing

Amazing

Jill is good, very good. :)

Yes, but no.

Yes

so far so good, playing the first section of this game (police station) is giving me lots of Luigi's Mansion vibes, holly balls