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AKKSI 16 Oct, 2018 @ 12:20am

cringe and bluepilled

Christmas Bob Ross 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:35am

/u/ehyrus I see that you are a man of culture, you gentlesir! slow clap I regret that I have but one upboat to give, but I see you did the sex, so achievement unlocked! To be fair, while your username is relevant, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 5/7 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man.

Christmas Bob Ross 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:34am

You're doing God's work, son. My coworkers are staring at me because this post made me shoot coffee out of my nose. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. At first I was like, but then Pepperidge Farm remembers. You like that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train.

Christmas Bob Ross 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:34am

One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today; I'll just nopity nope on out of here. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Wife her in the butt, OP! I'm a simple man; I see boobies, I click the up vote button. I have the weirdest boner right now, and that was not my proudest fap... There it is! EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD.

Christmas Bob Ross 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:34am

EDIT 1: sigh unzips
EDIT 2: Good morning Reddit! Did not expect this thread to blow up (ʘ言ʘ╬)
EDIT 3: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!
EDIT 4: RIP my inbox lol!

AKKSI 24 Nov, 2017 @ 11:45pm

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Christmas Bob Ross 17 Sep, 2016 @ 6:43am

According to the Japan Times, a new survey of Japanese people ages 18 to 34 found that 70 percent of unmarried men and 60 percent of unmarried women are not in a relationship. It gets worse: Around 42 percent of men and 44.2 percent of women admitted that they were virgins.

Christmas Bob Ross 7 Feb, 2016 @ 9:58pm

y

AKKSI 7 Feb, 2016 @ 6:09am

andy have you considered sudoku

Christmas Bob Ross 6 Feb, 2016 @ 9:41pm

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of the US. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another normie. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus accross the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita'd, akachan.

AKKSI 21 Dec, 2015 @ 4:16pm

nanking never hapen

Chally 6 Nov, 2015 @ 11:24pm

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

AKKSI 26 Oct, 2015 @ 5:41am

Konnichiwa.
My name isu "Cowboy - Tanaka Nakadashi Watanabe" (渡辺中出し田中). I am great knowledge and hobbyist of American movies and "Tha Wild West" theme of American culture.
Today I had earthquake in town of Suzukitoyota.
I always grab my ♥♥♥♥ when an earthquake happaned.
Then, my hand automatically strokes ♥♥♥♥.
I feel as if I have sex with the earth.
The fear fades away.

AKKSI 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:04pm

In 20 yrs time the zainichi will have invaded your joke of a capital city "Tokio" and your subverted cuckland "Japon" will only be Korea 2.0

AKKSI 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:03pm

I sexually Identify as le reddit. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being unfunny and diagnosed with terminal cancer. People say to me that a person being lereddit is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon make me look like A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. From now on I want you guys to call me le reddit and respect my inability to make new jokes and have an expanding sense of humour. If you can’t accept me you’re a lereddit-aphobe and need to check your funny/new/revelent privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Chally 10 Oct, 2015 @ 8:30pm

I sexually Identify as a DEAD MEME. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being unfunny and old. People say to me that a person being a DEAD MEME is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon make me look like A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. From now on I want you guys to call me DEAD MEME and respect my inability to make new jokes and have an expanding sense of humour. If you can’t accept me you’re a DEAD MEME-aphobe and need to check your funny/new/revelent privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

😳😳💕X3 ✞святой девочка✞ :3😊😊 10 Oct, 2015 @ 3:06am

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It's COOL to be gay!

Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Chally 10 Sep, 2015 @ 2:13am

Rip pepe, killed by normies and faggitors

AKKSI 1 Sep, 2015 @ 5:19am

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ took down my masterpiece of a gay furry fanfic

DontLetMeEatSand 30 Aug, 2015 @ 4:37am

🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤

AKKSI 30 Aug, 2015 @ 3:00am

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ took down my masterpiece of a gay furry fanfic

DontLetMeEatSand 28 Jul, 2015 @ 5:05am

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😳😳💕X3 ✞святой девочка✞ :3😊😊 16 Jul, 2015 @ 2:47am

what the ♥♥♥♥

😳😳💕X3 ✞святой девочка✞ :3😊😊 28 May, 2015 @ 1:32am

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Chally 27 Mar, 2015 @ 1:44am

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Опубликовать это на стенах 12 худших Dota игроков , которых вы знаете ...
Если вы снова 5 вы ужасно на видеоигры .
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

Christmas Bob Ross 24 Mar, 2015 @ 4:32am

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

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😳😳💕X3 ✞святой девочка✞ :3😊😊 28 Feb, 2015 @ 8:56pm

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DO NOT READ! TURN BACK NOW! this is a spooky skeleton. post this to 5 other friends or you will be spooked tonite!

DontLetMeEatSand 20 Feb, 2015 @ 7:10pm

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Van♂ 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:23am

+rep such a "baster"

AKKSI 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:26pm

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AKKSI 20 Oct, 2014 @ 10:39pm

+rep huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥, he even offered a blowjob free of charge