Recent reviews by Edge Cringe

Really only get this if your PC is somehow allergic to mods.
The parts that this DLC adds are insignificant.

Aside from the fact that the robotic parts are weak as hell. There are also barely any of them and half of them only really fit into a build if your craft is the size of a decently big office desk.

The science nodes that are on every body, only exist on fresh saves.

Placable science modules are pretty neat.

I don't understand people that hate Ashes of Ariandel but love this DLC.

People hate AoA for the ganks but go ahead and praise this ♥♥♥♥ for it's enemy placement, excuse me?

Have you forgotten about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that keep trying to push you, just like in AoA but worse because these things take a quarter of your healthbar may they land a hit. And worst of all, they are usually paired with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that curse you so you cant take your time.

The environments are such a rut, a massive stretching swamp of bugs, yea. A pit of bugs is the first thing i wanna see after finishing AoA.

You can really tell Fromsoft tried to tug on the balls of the Dark Souls 1 players, because entering the Ringed City is a very familiar sight, what used to be a classic and iconic moment has been reduced to fanservice.

The bosses have waaayyy too much HP, even with 13 estus i could barely manage to sqeeze by Midir after 12 attempts.
Not because he was hard, because he isn't. You just have to be almost perfect for 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes because he never sits still enough for me to hit his head.



*The enemies are also uninspired garbage*

More thralls, yay. Everyones favourite enemies.

angels that shoot lasers at you with near perfect tracking that take half your health bar every second.

Fatties that just die, there is no point in these things. Fromsoft just placed a million of them in 1 place and called it a day.

knights that show off that DLC weapons are the only viable weapons in PVP.

Spinning turtles that shield and heal themselves surrounded in magic that does immense damage, just hope your attack flips them over or you'll be there a while.

bugs. nothing more to say about these things.

This DLC apart from the archer walkway (which admittedly was a pretty fun "puzzle".... the first time. The other 10000 times were just a chore) is so forgettable, every time i drag myself through it i keep forgetting where everything is because nothing in this DLC stands out to me.

apart from the Demon Prince (which i had a blast with with my bleed weapons) this DLC is just "MORE HP" "MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

It's a garbage DLC with only 1 redeeming factor, and thats a boss. i wouldn't pay 15 euro for a boss.

Cool, now i can hit zombies 4 times in 1 swing while looking the other way.

Dark Souls 2- The DLC
This DLC is just a big gank with tough as ♥♥♥♥ enemies.

Remember torch hollows from ds1?

Yea, now imagine 5 of those coming after you with 10x as much health and they all have a ranged attack.
Not to mention the 20 other enemies that will come after you if you aggro 1.

Or the wolf gank, or the fly gank, or the ninja gank or the gank in a basement with a gank on top of a gank.

Skip this DLC, play DS1, go to Anor Londo, enter the painted world and Boom.

1000x better than this piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

never stop bunnyhopping

I haven't slept in 2 days