Eric, CEO
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CEO
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CEO of Bait
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tour de bait
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KD players is there
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Pixel Holdings, Corp.
Listen here buckaroo, you clearly don’t know who you're talking about. That’s ERIC, CEO on your team. ERIC doesn’t entry. ERIC doesn’t support. You’re pushing A? Too bad. ERIC’s still on T-spawn, holding a pixel angle waiting for a lurker that doesn’t exist. Why? Because he’s farming that sweet, succulent statline like it’s Wall Street in 2008 and eco frags are mortgage bonds.

Your entire team is screaming on comms, “ERIC, PUSH WITH US!” And what does he do? He crouch-walks into B tunnels 30 seconds late, one-taps a guy, and types “EZ” while you die planting.

ERIC isn’t bottom fragging — he’s bottom line optimizing. He once turned a 1v5 clutch into a TED Talk on maximizing efficiency through sacrificial teammates.

So next time you complain he’s baiting, remember: ERIC isn’t baiting. ERIC is strategically reallocating your lives into his highlight reel.
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Short Selling Guide
Created by - SeekerFate
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STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator
Short selling stocks in Stonks-9800 is a little unintuitive and I've seen fellow community members mention this point a few times here and there so I wanted to make this guide to hopefully clear up the mechanic as it currently works in the 0.1 patch(es)
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Pass | Kuda? 15 Mar @ 11:59am 
-rep booster ♥♥♥♥♥ your faMILY I WISH YOUR MOTHER WILL DEAD SOON
GWA GWA Genshke 22 Feb @ 2:53pm 
I see why they chose him to be CEO
TimiZ 14 Jun, 2025 @ 1:24pm 
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

DO NOT TRUST ERIC "CEO"
He promised profit, he delivered pain.
He talked efficiency, but all I got was emotional damage.

This man came into our ranked games with a PowerPoint and a dream.
Said things like "optimize rotations", "maximize utility ROI", and "synergize site control".

Next thing I know, we're 0-9 down, he’s holding a deagle on B, and my mental economy is bankrupt.

He fired our IGL mid-match.
He outsourced our smokes to a Fiverr guy in Moldova.
He said "eco round is just fear of success".
Bro full-rushed A site alone with an MP5 to assert market dominance.

He called a timeout to restructure our "brand identity".
He referred to losing pistol round as "initial investment volatility".
He tried to trade the bomb on Nasdaq.

ERIC, IF YOU SEE THIS:
I want my K/D ratio AND my dignity back.
Also stop emailing me spreadsheets after every match.
Cleo patter ( . Y . ) 15 Apr, 2020 @ 12:27pm 
+rep perfect derank service
vitaminløs 15 Apr, 2020 @ 12:26pm 
IDIOT PLAYER
раян козлик 18 Mar, 2020 @ 6:21am 
+rep wp