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I streamed this game, right? And of course while streaming, you tend to talk quite a bit to provide your commentary for the game.

I couldn't say much of anything in the final hour. Typing this after finishing the stream. I'm still kinda in disbelief.

This game is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gem.

I'm genuinely at a complete loss at these unhinged negative comments. This is a stellar game. Yes, you get 5-6 jobs, at different clearance levels and different difficulties. But there's a million unlockables that don't need ANY MTX, and the DLC is cosmetic only. Not to mention the different kits and weapons you can use to vary up the experience, and generally just the experience of grouping up with others, leading to a different dynamic.

You can also ping points of the map - so although there's no chat, you can still communicate. It's not a massive loss in my opinion - though I suppose it'd be nice in non-invite games.

There's some connection issues though they're pretty temporary - and issues are addressed as quickly as possible. I trusted Remedy to provide a good experience, and the 2.5 hours I spent on it has told me all I need to know. That money is well-earned.

If you care about money-to-time ratio, then maybe this game isn't for you, YET. But if you care about literally anything else as well, then I suggest you at least give it a shot. At the very least try it, with good intentions. You won't regret it.

It's a damn good game. And it feels good to play.

you owe it to yourself to play this game - there's no way in hell you'll regret it

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made.

It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more so much more than you ever were before. If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe it is this...

What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience it leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world there is time for us to become our greatest selves as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

This game has reshaped my entire way of looking at life. I thought I knew what love meant before this moment. But alas, this was another one of life's lessons thrown my way.

Here comes Shize, determined to redefine the meaning of love, attraction, and cansexuality. Before this game, I admit. I felt bubbles in my stomach. I felt fizzy inside. I had doubts. But the moment I played this game, they were all sealed. These cans are the definition of excitement. You cannot look at these aluminum foil icons of Aphrodite, and refuse your heart's wishes to be one with the cans.

You cannot resist them. It's not a question of if you'll play the game. It's a question of when. And when you do, I'll see you at Canhalla.

Best game ever made since sliced bread.

s'good what can i say

New content? - Tons of it.
Charm? - 5 times the main game.
Gameplay? - More creative.
Difficulty? - It goes insane sometimes.
Story? - Doesn't have much of a story until the end!
Intro/Ending? - Just beautiful.
Worth $7? - Even if it was $10, I'd buy it.

It is a very short game for single player. Insanely short. I played it for 22 minutes and I basically finished the campaign. I hope it would have some additional content for that but it's kinda obvious that it's meant to be multiplayer.

It'll be quite fun and worth it for multiplayer if you have some friends with this game as well. But if you're planning to play it on your own, I don't recommend you buy really.

Hooooooly ♥♥♥♥ this game is beautiful.

Okay, so it far exceeded my expectations honestly.

Firstly, the gameplay is great. It's a mix of clicking around and typing commands, and the tab feature helps out if you forget, or want to be quick. It's entertaining and it's not frustrating, except sometimes when you are automatically disconnected from a server, which makes sense though so it passes.

Secondly, the music is wonderful. It matches the game so well and it's so easy to let it sink in and lose yourself to the music.

Thirdly, the story is AMAZING. The ending in particular gave me chills, and I won't spoil it, but I'll say that this definitely is a wonderful story that you should check out.

It's worth the $10 honestly, and I think I'm going to get the DLC too. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ surprised me with how good it was.