Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

+rep Cool guy, pretty chill, good builder (a true housewife)

I am a highly skilled rank 3 Dead by Daylight (DbD) player. If you have played with me, you will know I am highly skilled and maybe one day you can achieve my greatness at this game Dead by Daylight (DbD).

As a professional at this game, Dead by Daylight (DbD), I only play it and nothing else, to make sure my skill level is at its best at all times.

As a survivor, I WILL make sure you lose with my high skill if you:
Use Noone Escapes Death (NOED)
Stay within the hook more than ten seconds (I COUNT!!)
Camp a generator
Try to 3-gen the Survivors (survs)
Play the Spirit
Play Wraith and uncloak while chasing
Hook someone in the basement as Leatherface
Use Iridescent Hatchets as the Huntress
You play Ghostface and don't get revealed when I am looking at you (Hacker!!)
Find me when I am hiding even when I use Iron Will
If you go back to hook after someone is rescued (G-O F-O-R G-E-N-S NOOB)
If you stick to these very simple rules of conduct in Dead by Daylight (DbD), everyone will have much more fun and maybe one day you can become as skilled as me.

See you in the fog.

-rep left me on hook and escaped

ScoRpioSlayeR™ 16 Dec, 2017 @ 9:26pm
YE HE SUCKS LOTS OF ♥♥♥♥ WORST CSGO PLAYER -REP