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Recent reviews by s4mple

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.8 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
oH GRAEAT HEAVENS, FIREBALL
Posted 27 July, 2025.
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58.8 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Might be the greatest indie game of all time
Posted 16 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
87.2 hrs on record (72.3 hrs at review time)
Tom Howard you cuck you did it again.
I love Skyrim.
Posted 25 February, 2024.
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26.8 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
this game stinks
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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396.2 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
such peace is felt internally that i forget about my infertility and inability to produce semen. thank you devs.
Posted 18 September, 2021.
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525.5 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
**** st louis, and im never mad when loba kills me

Update, game still sucks
Posted 6 July, 2021. Last edited 30 October, 2022.
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115 people found this review helpful
37 people found this review funny
5
29.8 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
I'm glad this 1000 dollar game came with a headset.

Just kidding, as someone who just joined the half life story a week before my headset arrived, this game has a gripping story that made me feel like I was a part of it. I've never felt that type of immersion visually, dialogue and game play wise. Everything is so polished I easily said "THEY DID NOT" 5 times through the game. Witty comments, to interactive gun fights, couldn't think of an improvement myself. Saying it was the greatest game I've ever played would truly be an understatement. If it took 15 years for another, I would wait. 11/10
Posted 14 December, 2020.
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24.6 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
meh, not enuf cbt
Posted 20 August, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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1.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Still learning my sexuality more day by day. Those chairs were a good bump.
Posted 7 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
meh, not enough close range comms so i can talk to people about my need for CBT
Posted 23 June, 2020.
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