Dufficus
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§now 27 Jul, 2015 @ 12:43pm 
My boss called me today and said, "Where the hell are you?"

I said, "I'm relaxing in the garden with my mate Dave. I'm already on my fourth can of beer."

"I don't freaking believe you!" he shouted.

"Hang on," I said, holding the phone away from me. "Dave, isn't this my fourth can?"

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Have a great week!