if i had a nickel for everytime this person killed someone, i'd have 3 nickels

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

this person shat on me

hey i know this guy

person smells like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

AITA For telling my ex wife she's going to ruin my son's future telling him to get his gf pregnant?

Ok so my son (18) and his gf (also 18) have been together a couple of months. They make a really cute couple, but the ex wife is actively encouraging them to have a baby. We had him young, and things where difficult because of it. AITA for trying to create some space for him to grow his relationship?

Edit: apologies for any grammatical mistakes and such, I'm on mobile and haven't been able to get to sleep.

Edit 2: The ex is threatening me with all sorts of financial ramifications for this. (Ie extension of child support, trying to get alimony ECT. Pretty sure the alimony ship sailed long ago. I'll gladly pay whatever the judge decides if it helps my son make the right choice. I doubt she'll follow through, but we shall see.