Recent reviews by DrummerJacob

fun typing game with a serious twist.

voice chat to ruin each others day, guns to satisfy everyones violent tendencies, roulette for the gamblers, wild text that makes no sense to torture us and a few different game modes so we dont get bored

Cant even get through the tutorial. Its saying left click then scroll down and then scroll up.

Okay, I do that in all possible combinations. Extremely fast (one after the other), giving a slight millisecond between, and giving a half second between. None of these work.

I even left click and simultaneously start scrolling down and its still telling me in the tutorial that im too late.

Okay, well its literally the first thing in the beginning of the tutorial, and if its that complicated and hard to get past, and the game cant even explain what is wrong or what needs to be done differently, then its not much of a tutorial and its not much of a game either.

Any game that communicate its own mechanics in its own tutorial in the first 30 seconds isnt worth playing or learning about. Put more care into your game. I sure wont give a bunch of energy and time into something that cant even explain one of the most fundamental aspects of the game.

Like, if theres timing involved, show me something on a UI, or tell me what that is. Dont just repeatedly open a text window that says im too late when I dont know to change that.

If im left clicking while literally down scrolling at the same time and zero milliseconds elapse between the two, how is it possible using basic physics and understanding of time....how is it possible to be late? How can I possibly click any faster and down scroll any faster when literally ZERO seconds elapses between the two?

Aint no way man, refunded. Give me that money back. Id rather buy toilet paper with it.

ez clap

I only got Dysentery 9 times before dying to a sandstorm.

Plays just like it did in the 90s.

So good, I might have to change my name to BongoJacob

Im not a fan of early access games but this game is very enjoyable as it is and I support it all the way!

This game got me crackin packs full time.

i fw it

cd c:\games\wolf3d.exe

The fact alone that this developer has an achievement that forces you to keep this game open for 1,000 hours when it has 5, maybe 10 hours of replay value at best is what gives this a bad review.

Pure nonsense. No other game on Steam does this, not even games that have 10,000+ hours of replay value, because you shouldnt have to.

Players should be playing the game when they want to, not menu screening it to get you some fake Steamcharts.com stats for your game. Its not even working, you only have 17 people playing it while I write this, and I bet half of those are people menu houring the game to get this achievement because without it, your 95% completion rate tarnishes a gamers profile.