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This is an absolute disgrace to the technological development of the past two decades. Never in my life have I ever had so many connection issues. It takes longer to finally connect (after at least 15 tries) to a Co-Op level than the level itself (Halo: CE).

This game was released in 2001, these two things are crucial to wrap your mind around this fact:
-The game SURELY worked better back then, because otherwise there wouldn't have been another release and Microsoft would've been raided and all of its CEOs would've been killed by car bombs.
-If you busted a nut in a chick 19 years ago and the result of it was her giving a birth to a baby, this human would have undergone the process of being able to legally give consent to give or to take rimjobs from prostitutes, at least in my home country.

I am sure that a team of one armed birdbrained glue eating primates is responsible for the programming of everything related to connections in this game.

On that note,
Suck my ♥♥♥♥

5/7