Recent reviews by Drake The Drake

Some final moments of mine.

Got trapped in the bathroom of a building surrounded by zombies. Decided to smoke a pack of cigarettes, drink out of the toilet, and eat some dog food as my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ last meal. Turns out this wasn't my final moment as I somehow survived and ran away. I think I died of embarrassment later.

Got bit after surviving for 50 days so I made a three story building, drank a jug of bleach, and swan dived off of my newly made masterpiece.

Decided I didn't wanted to get nommed to death so I set the house on fire by cooking a rotting dead rat.

Ran away from a single zombie only to take a wrong turn and stumble into a pack of zombies right around the corner.

Made a molotov, 'dropped' (didn't throw far enough) it and lit myself on fire and then ran into a horde of zombies to light them on fire.

I just wanted to see how fast acting bleach was.

My friend stabbed me with a butter knife while I was AFK and I bled to death.

10/10