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20 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
7.6 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Work, Buy Meat, Eat Meat, Sleep, Eat more Meat, Train, Work, Buy Meat, Eat Meat, Sleep, Eat more Meat, Train, Work, Buy Meat, Eat Meat, Sleep, Eat more Meat, Train, Work, Buy Meat, Eat Meat, Sleep, Eat more Meat, Train, FIGHT!

I have to say Punch Club is surprisingly addictive.
After participating in Twitch Plays Punch Club and struggling to copy paste the steam codes from the Twitch chat (which is very difficult if the code refuses to stand still and someone already beats you to it).
Pretty much what the game is about is managing your boxer's day, having him train, work, sleep, eat.
If you don't train enough his strength, agility, stamina will deteriorate.
If you don't work, he wont' have money to buy food.
If you don't have food, he can't train.
If you work too much he will be unhappy which will make him train slower.
It's all about trying to find the perfect balance throughout your workers day.

It may sound tedious at first, but soon enough you get into it and find a ideal routine to make your boxer the best there is. Throughout the game you meet various people, gain new equipment, fight a Teenage Mutant Ninja Alligator Crocodile, get a girlfriend, make difficult decisions, and maybe learn about your father's killer. You can train your guy to be like Mike Tyson and knockout your opponents in just a few hits, or make him like Bruce Lee and do some amazing kicks, or become a boxer that can't be easily knocked down.
Overall this is actually a very entertaining management game that I can just waste hours on. With various ways to build your character, discovering multiple routes throughout the story, and some very nice pixel art (and there is also a option for a retro mode), I can guarantee that you can also get as addicted as I did.

Final Rating:
Get ready to eat lightning, and crap thunder!
Posted 8 January, 2016. Last edited 8 January, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
27.4 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Hope no one catches me clicking to this.
Posted 31 July, 2015.
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200 people found this review helpful
639 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
How do you like your Cloakers? Original recipe, or extra crispy?
Posted 26 March, 2015.
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22 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.9 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Do you enjoy killing people? Do you enjoy a bit of challenge. Do you consider yourself a masochist? Then get ready to press R for reset! Cause here comes Hotline Miami 2!

This game is just plain out amazing. It's satisfying to kill enemies, racking up combos, and frustratingly easy to get killed. When I think about Hotline Miami, I think about how easy it is to get killed. And that is a good thing, cause this isn't a Run and Gun game. This game is all about being strategic, planning ahead, getting a good idea of what is waiting for you. Otherwise you are going to die a lot until you learn from your mistakes and get better.

The story continues off where Hotline Miami 1 left off. The main character (who is refereed to as Jacket according to Payday 2) now lives in infamy for taking on the Russian mafia. Thus introduces the cast of characters: a group of people trying to impersonate Jacket to earn some fame, a crooked detective that takes care of cases his own way, and an author researching about the Chicken Masked man, and a group of soldiers in Hawaii... huh... and a few other characters.

So instead of many different masks you instead get to play as many different characters who have their own way of killing people. My personal favorite is Ash and Alex who are pretty much two characters in one, one kills people with a chainsaw, the other shoots. The levels are also large and expansive which can be bad since there is sometimes not a lot of cover, so you'll get shot pretty easily, especially if your playing as Tony one of the masked bandits that can only melee enemies. Sometimes you'll need to be on your toes in case the next area has a guy not to far from where you came from. Like I said before your not going to get far from just rushing, you need to plan ahead and know where the enemies are at, and what you might attract if you start shooting. And once you get a good plan put together you'll be killing people without a scratch.

Also the music and the graphics are just fantastic!

Also on a extra note: when you start the game it will ask you if you want to skip and sexual content that is shown in the game, course if you were following the news you'll know what to expect. And as far as I know there is only one instance of any sexual content.

In conclusion Hotline Miami 2 has its flaws. Sometimes you'll breeze through a level, other times you'll get shot by a guy you didn't see or didn't expect, but in the end you'll be satisfied as you walk back to your car passing by all the dead bodies of every single person you have single handedly killed.

Final Rating: Bloody Amazing!
Posted 14 March, 2015. Last edited 15 March, 2015.
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