The man of five pays unsicked day-leave
Doctor of notices
King of the licenseless


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"Once upon a time there was a tiny man called Filch. He didn't have a medical license but he was still doctor. Tiny man Filch doctor went to drink vodka but on the way he slip and felled on broken banana. It was hurt, but the Filch was happy tiny man doctor because when he slip he found vodka, now drink and happily ever after" - Merpy