ᴅᴇᴀʀ ᴜsᴇʀ,

ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴜsᴜᴀʟ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ:

⊹ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ 3ᴀᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ 2% ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ
⊹ ʀᴀɢᴇ-ᴏ̨ᴜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇ-ɪɴsᴛᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ 10 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs
⊹ sᴜsᴘɪᴄɪᴏᴜs ʟᴇᴠᴇʟs ᴏғ “ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ”

ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsᴏʟᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪssᴜᴇ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ:

♡ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ɢʀᴀss
♡ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ
♡ ʟᴏɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ᴏɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ,
sᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ-sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ™

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ🍮

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

why don’t gamers ever go outside? the graphics are terrible.

we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to gamerwarts school of clickcraft and sweatery. classes include:

– defense against the dark lags
– potions 101: how to chug 3 energy drinks in 5 minutes
– care of magical noobs

please bring your wand, rgb keyboard, and at least 2 braincells.

yours chaotically,
professor ragerus quitus

𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 ﹙和平﹚𓍯