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Magic with Miranda "Origins"
 
Miranda, I've received numerous complaints about you from many of my students. Need I remind you that the "Temple of TjarleN" is a sacred place where magic is to be learned and perfected
Who, me? No
Explain why you attempted to transform Sam into a cat, but failed! He's now running around telling everyone his name is J'zargo!
Ok, so in Skyrim there's a guy...
Or why we have a guy named Patches in the hospital after you manipulated his mind into thinking he could trust fall off a cliff, and into the arms of his imaginary friends
That's insane! I'd never...wait, that worked?!
Or why Carla's complaining about rulers appearing under the bathroom door each morning?
Oh, I just wanted to see how long she was going to be..
MIRANDA!
 

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Thank you! Appreciate your kind words. Much love good buddy

 
Chlorine Trifluoride: The "Fun" Fuel
 
Back in the day, rocket scientists attempted to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.
Back in the day, rocket scientists quickly stopped trying to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.
Wondering why?
 
Lets play a game:

"What does Chlorine Trifluoride set fire to"
 
Glass
Brick
Sand
Asbestos
Metals
Rocket scientists
Ashes
Almost everything
 
Water makes it explode, and since we're made mostly of water 
Afterwards, it will create an acidic cloud of Hydrochloric & Hydrofloric acid Yay!
 
Once, one-ton of it was spilled in an industrial accident. It burned through 30 cm of concrete and 3 more meters of gravel beneath it.
 
Here's how they say they handled it:
 
      
  

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Magic with Miranda
 
Hey, are you the idiot that's been going around throwing meteors at fire ant nests?!
Woah! Calm down. Who are you anyway?
My name is "you're getting punched in the throat"
Wow, you're kind of.. whats the word again? right, CRAZY!!
That's Noire. Don't mind her, she's always mad. Hi, my name is...umm, wait..what was it again?
I've had HORRIBLE memory issues ever since I gave physics the middle finger and survived a fall from a kingdom that floats in the sky
This might sound a bit crazy but do either of you know of any shops that sell magic lamps?
There's one over in Magic Lamp Town. We can take you there if you'd like?
Really? Thank you!
And when we get there, I'll find someone to punch in the throat
Lets go!
That's Noire. Hi, my name is...umm, wait..what was it again?
 

 
Magic with Miranda
 
JACKPOT! I finally found a fire ant nest!
...said nobody ever
Let's reach in there and take all of their sweet sweet honey!
I'm pretty sure fire ants don't make honey
You're so wrong
Oh really? Show me then
Its so easy. I just reach in and ouch ouCH OUCH! Wendy, they bit me! Grrrrr!
Of course they bit you, THEY'RE FIRE ANTS!
I'm not even mad about that. I'm mad that there's no more honey left because they ate it all.
That's why you're mad? Because they ate it all? THEY DON'T MAKE HONEY!
They must pay for their greed!
Wait, What?!
 
BATTLE TIME: YOU CHOOSE MIRANDA'S SPELL
 
Dragon's Breath- https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1565867354
 
Boom Bringer- https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1565864871
 

 
Magic with Miranda: Fabled Friend Vanilla
 
Wendy look! Its a tiny little knight. Can we pet it?
You're asking if we can pet a knight? NO!!
Whatevs, I'm petting it.
Hello tiny knight, I'm Miranda. Aww, you're so soft!
Hi Miranda. My name is "remove your hand from my head", but you can call me "Vanilla of Valhalla"
You're tiny little sword is so cute! Can I hold it?
No
Please
Miranda, that's a Valhalla knight's sword
So?
That sword is enchanted with powerful magic that triggers once the sword has left it's owners hand
Haha, yeah right!
HEY! Give that back!
I'm not scared of some tiny...uh oh!
 
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1564491897
 
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/Minaduki_Catgirls
 

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Magic with Miranda
 
Have you ever seen a Giraaafe?
You mean a "Giraffe"?
No, a Giraaafe
Why do you keep calling it that? It's not "Giraaafe", its "Giraffe"
I'm not talking about Giraffes, I'm talking about Giraaafes. There's a difference.
NO MIRANDA, NO! There is NO difference because there is NO Giraaafe!
So what do you call a racing giraffe?
A WHAT?!
You know, a Giraffe that runs in races. What do you call that?
A fast running giraffe, thats what I call it
Well you're wrong
Miranda, you're wasting my time. Why would I care about a "Giraaafe"?!
Because we now own one
WHAT!!??
Relax Wendy, I made sure I bought the fastest one. See for yourself
 
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1560964480
 

 
Magic with Miranda (Story Artwork Link Below)
 
Instead of magic spells, lets try working on summoning
Are you familiar with what a summon is?
Yeah, its where you summon a God to fight by your side
Correct! Now summoning takes many years of practice before you can...
Meh, I've summoned a God before
I highly doubt that. Summoning a God takes years to master, there's no way you've mastered such a skill
I found an ancient Japanese book in the library once. I couldn't read what it said so I just used the pictures and taught it to myself
Miranda, do you ever stop and listen to how crazy you sound?!
I'm being serious. Do you wan't me to show you?!
You know what, fine....yes, summon your God
 
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1551604940