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We were in a zoom and I noticed someone with a cross on their necklace. I told him "take that off you're just supporting an imaginary man" and lmao he couldn't even come up with a good argument he just responded "You don't believe him and I respect that but I do believe in him" I just replied with "I don't believe in him because I do not bother myself with such dumb things". I almost revealed my true intelligence and absolutely destroy him but the teacher kicked me out because she's a snowflake too.
ACT I. Scene I. The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.
Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.
LE MONKE Oh bother, a foul smell! Fecal matter! Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.
The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.
LE MONKE Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha! Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.
The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.
LE MONKE Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.
The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.
LE MONKE Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating. By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho. We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!
Fecal matter.
Exeunt omnes. THE END.
NOTE: My PC is not the best at all, I suffer from lag and the game is very slow at many times as a result, I may look like I am playing very poorly. I was told that TeamSpeak is also needed. I am willing to get TeamSpeak however this will only worsen my performance.