signed by the king / queen of mirage

+rep called me a legend signed by thedarkfurby

Signed by Satritic

After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I had invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him.
Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy....

-rep too good

nice usp