"Don Callis, the human equivalent of a pop-up ad, joining us in the booth."

"Congratulations, Mr. Callis, on recently being voted Winnipeg's Shiftiest Bachelor."

"Taking a break from writing promos for his own ego, it’s Don Callis on commentary."

"Don Callis taking a break from bulldozing old rec centers to join us on commentary."

"Fresh off scamming a lemonade stand, Don Callis joins the commentary team."

"Fresh from saddling a struggling family with a 12 percent interest rate, let's welcome Don Callis to the booth."

"Don Callis, the guy who’d manage a broomstick to a five-star match, joins us tonight."

"Soggy bacon enthusiast Don Callis joining us."

"Don Callis, voted 'Most Likely to Sell You a Haunted AK-47,' here with his expert analysis."