DoktorNOR – Master of Ledgers and Lineages ⚖️🦁📜

Aged 46 winters, father to three heirs (some more rebellious than others), and vassal to the mighty kingdom of Infrastructure. By day, I serve as Project Controller of a sprawling waterworks keep, buried deep within the fjords of Norway. My court is filled with pipe schematics, budget scrolls, and the ever-looming threat of project scope excommunication.

While my liege sees a humble clerk, I plot in shadows—balancing coin, appeasing the nobles of Procurement, and staving off the wrath of unforeseen cost events (those cursed Invoice Mongols). The treasury must be protected. The timeline must endure. And someone must keep the masons from forming a faction.

With a mind honed at the MBA academy and a quill sharper than most swords, I scheme with spreadsheets, forge alliances in PowerPoint, and wage war against entropy itself. I await the fateful day my dynasty is remembered not for collapse, but for completing on time and under budget.

When my duties pause, I turn to Crusader Kings III—where I embrace my true form: plotting counts, cursed bloodlines, and scandalous marriages. May your heirs be strong, your secrets buried deep, and your kingdom… marginally profitable.

Deus vult. Budget approved.