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21.8 hrs on record
so theres a portal, then another
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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8.7 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above:

"Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."
"I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her:
"Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
"I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee," Isaac's mother replied as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world.

One last time Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her:
"You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes, Lord. Anything," Isaac's mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to me, to prove you love me above all else."
"Yes, Lord," she replied, grabbing a butchers knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door and threw himself down into the unknown depths below...
Posted 14 February, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Much Better than expected from the price.
Not going to write an in depth review or anything, there are plenty of those.

But Bottomline, $5 Is really worth it.
It's short, (almost every second of my play time is the story+gameplay [1.9hr as writing]) But not that short.
Obviously there is going to be more.. hence the rest is available for purchase right now.
$20 total will most likely be entirely worth it considering this one episode is worth 10-15$ by itself to me.

Buy it.
Posted 14 February, 2015.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
77 people found this review helpful
29 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 8 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.1 hrs on record (59.1 hrs at review time)
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above:

"Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."
"I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her:
"Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
"I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee," Isaac's mother replied as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world.

One last time Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her:
"You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes, Lord. Anything," Isaac's mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to me, to prove you love me above all else."
"Yes, Lord," she replied, grabbing a butchers knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door and threw himself down into the unknown depths below...
Posted 3 October, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,123.8 hrs on record (634.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
BANG BANG, PEW PEW.
SMOKE MID!!!
AWP ON CAT!
HE'S AFK, KNIFE HIM.
YOU LIED, YOU SAID YOU'D KNIFE!
Posted 11 September, 2014. Last edited 3 October, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
154.3 hrs on record (53.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I engineered in space. Product as described. 10/10
Posted 3 July, 2014. Last edited 13 August, 2014.
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6.7 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Oh yeah Baby, I am the Lizard King.
Posted 29 June, 2014.
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130 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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4.5 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This game is based on the biography of the Late Abraham Lincoln. It Takes place in 1998, Right after Lincoln finished his music career in Rap/Hip-hop. His number 1 single of the time was "The Fresh Prince of Bel' air" His life ended in a very tragic way, as he overdosed on prescription lincoln logs.
Posted 19 February, 2014. Last edited 28 February, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
65.2 hrs on record (42.3 hrs at review time)
Bang bang, shooty mcface gun gun
Posted 26 November, 2013.
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