lets play five nights at fuccboi's
lets all become friends with bb the fuccboi and eat tacos together yuuuus damn boi im drunk plz mom call cops i have area 51 alien in my head !!!!1!!11!!1ond

19:37:32 PM DEAD Pluh Orphan Slayer: so im gay

♥♥♥♥ at gmod

labewbew

When I first met this magnificent creature online, they invited me into a game lobby, whispered gently into my ears, "Prepare yourself," and proceeded to absolutely violate my self-esteem harder than an overpriced Steam sale violates my wallet. They skillfully spanked my stats until I couldn’t even find the respawn button. Ever since, I've been haunted by visions of their dominance, waking up in cold sweats, murmuring their username softly, while secretly hoping they'll destroy me once more. My therapist says it's unhealthy, but honestly, getting emotionally obliterated by them feels better than getting disconnected mid-game. 11/10—would eagerly let them disrespect my ping and dignity again.

Bro… I woke up today with -3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and 0 rizz. Looked in the mirror, whispered “I am HIM,” and boom — Sigma energy activated. Hit the most unspoken NPC stare, air shifted, birds flew backwards. A mysterious voice said: “The Rizz Lord has risen.” I flexed so hard I pulled a gyat from another dimension.

Now I bench rejection, drink liquid W, and rizzen the masses. They call me the Rizzleron Dicaprio. Gyat fears me. Dry convos perish in my aura. This ain’t just game… it’s Rizzligion.

🗿🔥 Stay sigma, king.

Anyway, it was supposed to be a romantic weekend in a luxurious seaside palace. Except, as usual, the weather decided that I was its sworn enemy. As soon as I arrived, a world-ending storm broke out, turning the beautiful cobblestone streets into an ice rink and my rizz into a distant memory. While I was contemplating the sea from my balcony, a local pigeon, clearly trained in aerial gyat maneuvers, found it amusing to drop an 'offering' into my coffee. That was the moment I realized fate hated me. But the highlight of the show was when I decided to explore the building across the street—a fancy hotel with a majestic dome—and, in an overly enthusiastic step, I slipped on the wet marble and landed straight onto a group of Japanese tourists in the middle of a photo session.

Hewwooo my wittwe fwiend uwu (✿◕‿◕✿)
Oh my gwoshie!! Did you knyow you awe da mostest squishy and adowabwe hooman?? OwO ✨ Evewy time you wawk, da wittwe biwdies go “chirp uwu~” and da stawwies spawkwe just fow you!!! (*≧ω≦) 💖

Pwease wemembew to dwink wots of watew and west pwoperwy, othawise I wiww go owo angy mode and boop you wif wuv and huggy-wuggies!!! (>w<) ✨

Stay uwu, stay kawaii, and wuv yuuuuu 💕 (°▽°)

No way you went private ahahahah

germany?
lol

Плаки Плаки

dap me up me fellow Miside enjoyer

Best admin ever

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see boys playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

A$$hole >:

We should.
Bless you

我们应该庆祝我们的差异

Kinda german cant lie

bro holt nicht seinen Rücken, er ist sein Rücken

I nutted 8x on your pfp and still got more to go . So if you'd excuse me imma go and finish now :)

k<3ys

he like men

black on the outside & black on the inside

+ rep , racist partner in crime . Always ready to get filthy raider mains on their knees and discriminate them to any possible dimension of mankind

Respect to my homie
Best honoured member of our Juke Party W Gang . Hates just about anything that i hate (biggest one being slutty online girls ) . And its best to know that he is the person that is described with just about everything that ends with phobic

+rep more Orphan can nobody slay

Goofy fettkopf

-rep gay