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123.8 hrs on record (58.7 hrs at review time)
Would be better without microtransactions and the ugly outfits but pretty great tbh
Posted 3 January.
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61 people found this review helpful
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4.5 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Gameplay that feels like syncing up your lovense c*ckblender 5000 to 90s industrial drum and bass and blasting it to a three way split screen of Underworld, Predator and The Matrix.
Posted 18 December, 2025.
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9.2 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Good, classic Etirue. But they really could have done better with the maps.
Posted 16 December, 2025.
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0.3 hrs on record
Almost perfect horror game. Seriously. Play it.
Posted 5 December, 2025. Last edited 6 December, 2025.
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2.0 hrs on record
Very neat, quite polished feeling anomaly game.
Posted 13 October, 2025.
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5.3 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Thoroughly enjoying it so far!
Posted 24 September, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
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35.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Sad, soulless, micro transaction filled, man made horror beyond human comprehension.
Because of this slop we will never see the Skate IP ever again. EA will just horde it and do nothing with it until the end of time.
Posted 16 September, 2025. Last edited 16 September, 2025.
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20 people found this review helpful
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1.5 hrs on record
It's just Dead Space but re-skinned and worse I'm afraid.

Doesn't seem like they tried to do anything creative. Didn't even bother with unique and cool features that Dead Space had like diegetic HUD, they just gave it a generic survival horror HUD.

And yellow paint on crates? Really? Are 3 year olds playing this?

Not to mention the abysmal performance even on a 5090...

I had reasonably high hopes for this...

Oh well.
Posted 5 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Not really anything like the older mafia games, beautiful setting wasted on a mediocre linear story with no real open world or anything.
Posted 8 August, 2025.
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472 people found this review helpful
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21.0 hrs on record
Visa and Mastercard may force the removal of this game soon. Rise up.
Posted 29 July, 2025.
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