Recent reviews by DisarmingJet

God I hope this game is good...

Edit: It's not.

This is the game I've been looking for. Its got everything I want in a sim. If this game was $30 it wouldn't change my opinion at all, and I would have bought it 2x over. Play for a few hours, get to know the villagers and explore. Simple on the surface, but once you jump in, the water gets deep...

I've never played a Souls game in the past, but I've been hyped for this one for a while. This game will TEAR YOU DOWN! but once you finally defeat the boss you've been working on for HOURS the absolute adrenaline rush is in-describable. I know everyone already is/has played this game, but if you haven't please give it a try. you will not be disappointed.

3 Days since purchase... and I already love it.
This game is already my go to. you can grind or chill. Best of both. Cant wait to play more.

Global pandemic? New vaccines? What do you mean bro? its 2009 and mom said you can come over and play on my xbox. But you cant spend the night because its a school night, maybe if you ask really nice you can.

Took a 4 year break and still feels the same... is that good or bad... i dont know... monkey

nice

Im not gonna be like other reviewers here and complain about the driving and how it feels terrible. If you have played games like "Far cry" and "Just Cause" the driving is like that. Its nice and feels pretty good. the map is wide open. With a game that revolves around Parkour good luck getting anything like that here. A great part of the story but no real connection to the base game, just reminders of "The Tower" over the radio every hour or so. Is it worth $20? No. is it fun with some new content? Yea. Wold I ask for a refund? Yes. Do i recommend it? I guess so XD

This game is a ton of fun. Im not to sure what to say so heres a link to the entire script of "Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl"

http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_First-Draft.txt

SKILL NEEDED:
☐ None
☐ Noob
☑ Casual
☐ Good
☐ Pro
☐ Master


GRAPHICS:
☐ Potato
☐ Bad
☐ Ok
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece - With graphic mods and a decent hardware


PRICE/QUALITY:
☐ Worth Full price
☐ It's good
☐ Wait for a sale (At least 30% off)
☐ Wait for a sale (At least 50% off)
☑ Don't do it
☐ If you buy it you will hate yourself


REQUIREMENTS:
☐ Potato
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer


DIFFICULTY:
☐ you just need to be alive
☐ You just need eyes
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Dark souls
☐ you wont survive


GAME TIME:
☑ Just forget the game and bury it (<5hours)
☐ Short ( 10 hours)
☐ Normal ( 20 hours)
☐ Long (35+ hours)
☐ Endless


STORY:
☑ None
☐ Worst story ever
☐ Ok
☐ Good
☐ Great
☐ 11/10


BUGS:
☐ The game itself is a bug...
☐ Bugs are ruining the game
☐ Loads of bugs
☐ Bugs
☐ Some bugs
☑ None


Legit only got this to get Xenophage. And that's the only reason..