♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・

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5. Your checking it now.
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WOMEN FEAR ME
FISH FEAR ME
MEN TEAR THEIR EYES
AWAY FROM ME
AS I WALK
NO BEAST DARE
MAKES A SOUND
IN MY PRESENCE
I AM ALONE ON
THIS BARREN EARTH

“Knowing you’re different is only the beginning. If you accept these differences you’ll be able to get past them and grow even closer.” – Miss Kobayashi (Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid)

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The Girl you just called fat? She ♥♥♥♥ herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He ♥♥♥♥ himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He ♥♥♥♥ his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

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You’re not ugly, you can get a girlfriend, (some of you) are probably not even depressed. I’m so damn sick of these “feel bad for me” posts where people go on and on about how they don’t have a girlfriend, or about how lonely they are. If you’re really at that point, delete reddit, go out, and touch some grass. The whole “girls don’t like me because im ugly” thing gives off strong incel energy. Having a girlfriend is not everything, and you can get a girlfriend if you just stopped crying and feeling bad for yourself on reddit. I know this sounds kinda harsh, but it’s true. Y’all need to grow the ♥♥♥♥ up.

My family and I have traveled this way, so now I live in a hotel. The room is the same as in most hotels, with only two queen beds and less space, but this room has one small room and two small beds. At midnight, mom and dad were sleeping in two single beds. My brother and I wanted to sleep in a small room (downstairs). Suddenly I heard a loud growl so I looked at my sister and the others. I saw it perfectly. It's been an hour and a half and it's happening, it's still there. I'm not really ashamed, but I don't want to hear it all night. to help. By the way, I'm 15 years old.

Yooo my slime I know you really don’t know mandem like that, but I was wondering if I can purchase summin styl fam. Just a bit of grub my driller. I really wanna know what your price is saying cuz I wanna blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem. G you feel me. So get back to me cuz I know you’re the top dog round ere. I wanna purchase the food from you Bruce and nobody else. So peace out tho rahhh safe and get back to me on the Quickting brodem.

I can never win in regards to sex with my gf. She gets annoyed that I’m good looking but bad in the bedroom. Iv never been a laster under the sheets and she hates me for it. If I cream in 1 minute, I’m a loser, on the very rear occasion I last longer than two minutes she accuses me of having sex with someone else first. My ejaculation are very powerful and she complains it goes everywhere. Sometimes it’ll be a small spurt and a dribble and once again I’m accused of getting somewhere else in the same day. She moans loudly during sex and if I let off a groan when I orgasm she tells me to shut up. She then tells me she’s doesn’t want to have sex with me because I ♥♥♥ to fast. Then gets angry with me when I don’t ask to have sex. I can’t win.

“Actually, the decade ends in 2021.”

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you literal donkey wank, nobody gives half a ♥♥♥♥. You’re just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong. You think you’re so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ extravagant with your “scientifically correct” mind, but in reality you’re just a half-brained imp who is missing a chromosome, which was probably stolen by your dad who left you at birth. Need me to spell it out for your pea-sized brain? 2000-2009 is ten years, and so is 2010-2019. 2020 will be the beginning of another ten-year sequence, you fool, you buffoon. Let me give another example for your swine-like brain to process. Tomatoes are classified as fruits, but would you put them in a fruit salad? Would you buy a fruit salad with tomatoes in it? Hell no, because for general and culinary use, it is treated as a vegetable. Scientific use does not correlate with general use or basic understanding, you half-witted orc. Let that sink in, you dumb ♥♥♥♥

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Respect this bro. I'm 16 and have been thinking about a releasing a song, bc i have decent rapskills and i love rap, but haven't bc of my PTSD and depression demotivating me.

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Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

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Girl: am I pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you
*something good will happen to you at 1-4pm
*tomorrow it could happen anywhere!
*get ready for the shock of your life!
*if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships for the next 10years

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Girl: am I pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you
*something good will happen to you at 1-4pm
*tomorrow it could happen anywhere!
*get ready for the shock of your life!
*if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships for the next 10years

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