holy ♥♥♥♥ I’m freaking out, a member of the health department just called me personally and told me I need to isolate immediately because they found one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a horsecock.

send this to 5 weapons you think might be infected

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90% of people marry their 7th grade love. Since you have read this, u will be told good news 2night. If you don't post this on nine comments your worst week starts now this isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you

Taunt is dead :(

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I found a maya angelou quote that I felt you could pull strength from


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steve jobs was a man of few words, but maaaad ca$h

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when you realize you're an engi main: https://i.imgur.com/6G1zt6l.jpg

Engi takes skill

Its an hard work to defend your sentry and your team's defense depends on you and I will be the last one to let them down

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You are retarded

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Unstorpable killed it with his beggars (THAT HE STOLE THE NAME AND DESC ON, REMIND YOU) and medics.

@Tigger Maybe when classes are out soon, it'll fill up easier? I have no idea tbh

Need to find a way to revive Taunt, I am bored killing these baddies.. help

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Captain Jack will get you high tonight, take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be smilin'

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youve been visited by the fedora of euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you’ll be haunted by the spirit of atheism

You realize, me going on mic is the rarest thing you will see and you leave!? :( son I am disappoint

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

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If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Dickie, I'll have you know that what you did was something. Like, it was really, REALLY, something. The sight of that something is something that I will never forget, the sight of someone doing something to someone like that. Wowsers!

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.