Adam Conrad, a common boy to most people was found missing tonight. He normaly spends his nights at home fighting crime on the world wide web but tonight when his mother got home she found him missing along with his mouse and keyboars(his mother told us he calls them his "weapons"). The police at the scene are still not clear on what has happened and where Adam could have went but they have some theories.

Police Officer: We are starting to think he went to an underground lan party to download illegal files.

but some by standers think other wise.

Neighbor boy Josh: I think he went to mexico to save us from the taliban!

so tonight we leave you with this. If you see a young man who looks sort of like a scrub out tonight please report it to your local news station and the police of course. Have a good rest of your nights America, it will be cheers reruns for the rest of the night.