Steam Community :: Detective Turtles

Detective Turtles

12 May @ 10:59pm

If I'm garbage, and did a lot better than you, what does that make you? I vote for: "A silly little guy"

Akuma

12 May @ 10:51pm

still garbage and a ♥♥♥

Detective Turtles

12 May @ 10:38pm

Guys crying about me using the literal worst gun in the game and still winning, smh

Akuma

12 May @ 10:35pm

you're a straight ♥♥♥♥♥ lmfao

Detective Turtles

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:28pm

What a weird character you are.

slay

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:21pm

i thought i played alot with 21 hours in 2 weeks, u have 70... i cant even ... imagine the smell of your chair

slay

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:20pm

lol nah dude just making fun of chud broke soy boys, you need to be called out, the fact that you have 335 screenshots is telling, you're a broke loser

Detective Turtles

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:19pm

I feel like you probably need to look into getting some good friends, I feel like if this is what you're doing on a saturday afternoon instead of socializing you might be depressed.

slay

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:16pm

absolutely diabolical that you have 70 hours in 2 weeks hahahahha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broke bich

slay

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:15pm

liking to game? dude you live on steam, you're def a loser lmao

Detective Turtles

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:14pm

Imagine liking to game after work smh

slay

29 Nov, 2025 @ 1:13pm

70 hours in 2 weeks omfg lol, you're def poor

The Dude

9 Oct, 2025 @ 6:46pm

Nice play, gg.

Svart

29 Sep, 2025 @ 6:17pm

Nice hax bro

Digital

27 Sep, 2025 @ 10:28pm

Was the boat ride fun?

Detective Turtles

27 Sep, 2025 @ 7:37pm

Maybe don't have your bright ass granny hat sticking out of the bush bud, also I'm in the east coast.

Digital

27 Sep, 2025 @ 7:19pm

3rd world enjoyer

vann44

17 Sep, 2025 @ 1:48pm

Remarkable shots

Detective Turtles

30 Aug, 2025 @ 6:25pm

but I NEED them to even be remotely good! Without them i'm a 2 star!

Chalamakuki

30 Aug, 2025 @ 3:01pm

gg, next time dont use cheats

Detective Turtles

3 Aug, 2025 @ 8:11pm

brother, we just got done defending the compound from another team, I open up the upstairs window and get shot at by two different people, of course i'm not gonna just run outside right to you.

Giabzanesh Apshulbur

3 Aug, 2025 @ 7:23pm

Some little ♥♥♥♥♥ ass crouching in lair waiting for people to play like real gamers while they wank each other ;)

Detective Turtles

21 Jul, 2025 @ 6:28pm

First of all, You're*, second, I don't know why the canadian is crying about ping abuse I'm closer the server than you are big dog. Third of all, did you know you're only allowed to catch up to 6 Largemouth Black Bass from June 26th to October 15th locally in Desalle?

phantommaster1998

21 Jul, 2025 @ 6:14pm

nice blatant cheats and ping abusing your not even trying to hide it so sad thx for the free and ez win hope it was worth losing your accounts see ya never again trashcan losers