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great battle! but lag :/

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absolute chad.

Exploding bolts go brrrr

crossbow :(

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Cringe w*men

2B is overrated. I remember when people simply enjoyed properly thicc legs like Chun Li.
Instead, we have gluten free gluteus-mediocrituses like 2B or Jill Valentine.
Thigh highs are decent on any level of thiccness though.

I... I killed you twice because you tried to parry one of my 2handed ultra weapons. What do you mean I was lucky? You just don't know the basics of this game, at least that what it seems like.

good fight

Deez nuts

Hello, everynyan~! How are you? Fine sank you. I wish I were a birdo. My daughter is going to America.

Sir, this is an invasion. If you want honor fights go to these casuls in the arena

thanks bruh clutch divine blessing

+rep cool dude dropped a bunch of champion souls

ahahah, notification didnt pop

I am laughing about it, because you actually took your time to respond to a 67 day old comment. Thank you lmao

cry about it LMAO

Who told you to play online? Casual.

who told to invade, cope harder

Yeah, sorry, this isn't meant as an insult. This game's netcode is just absolute garbage. I am sitting in Germany and you are sitting in Brazil, of course the connection is awful.

good excuse. you were lagging af to me too.

Brazil? That explains it lmao. You were the invasion with the very latent katana guy, right?

good strategy, coward. haha

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Me? More amused, if anything

You mad bro?

Nah i think I'll play my way.

The main reason I leave messages on the profiles of people that Alt F4 is because of this. If they're salty enough to just quit out the game, they're probably salty enough to leave funny hatemail. Either play the game as the devs intended or stop being a clown. Also, I messaged you instead of your phantom for obvious you were the host reasons. I am thanking you for these hilarious comments and hope you have fun with the rest of the game and DS1 and 2 if you're gonna play those too.

Guess what, I don't have to play the game that way. As you said, it wont matter in the end anyways. So eat my ass you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser. BTW you're the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ ever for messaging the guy that had no experience instead of the guy that did. What a cop out

Running to the boss room or summoning a bunch of phantoms are both 100% viable ways of getting out of an invasion without fighting. Quitting out is just kind of being a b*tch at this point.

I invade using wex dust, wex dust is a mod that automatically searches for invasions, it does not care for where that invasion takes place. My point stands that you have to play the game by THE GAMES rules. The games rules are: Play online, get invaded. The guy guiding you through it seems to not know what he is doing either. And TECHNICALLY, you do get banned if you keep quitting out from an invasion, the problem is the game is just really bad at actually enforcing that rule and you can quit out like 40 times before the game even considers doing anything about it.

I also haven't ever played a souls game before. I know nothing about the game, its community, its story or nothing. You expect me to give a ♥♥♥♥ about your experience lmao. Clearly don't care about mine either you hypocritical ♥♥♥♥

Literally the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dork I have ever come across. I have literally played 70 hours in this being guided by someone. I have no clue what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on or what to do. Im being given items and told when to use them. You need to realize Im going based off what im being told during my first experience. And you crying and throwing a fit cause I backed out, like, that's more pathetic than anything dude you are invading at the boss room. All that tells me is you're a sad loser that gets enjoyment from ruining the game for others.Which I am able to back up because I am new and have 77 hours and you're commenting on a stranger on the Internets profile whining like you're 11 years old with your 1.4k hours. I dont owe you anything, there isnt a rule stating I have to play you or I get banned If you invade, and you dont lose anything if i do, so it in no way negatively impacts you. You're just a lil ♥♥♥♥♥ is all.

My tip would be to maybe realize that dying and losing souls is just part of the game and that quitting out is maybe just kind of bull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself.
I definitely hope that Elden Ring is gonna actually punish players that quit out during PVP. I mean like, the first 3 times, just take away their souls without retrieval and put them back at the last 'bonfire', and if they do it again within a span of like 24 hours, permanently ban them from online play. Either play the game as intended, or don't play it at all.
Nonetheless, I still wish you and your friend a nice rest of the playthrough.

Sorry, I am doing too many invasions, no idea which one you were.
If you quit out, then that is definitely just you not playing the game right. Invasions are part of the experience, and if you cant live with this, just play offline.
You cant have coop without also having invasions, thats just not how this game was designed.
Also losing your souls after dying twice is kind of the entire thing about the retrieval system. Instead of fighting me, you could have just as well ran and got your souls. Why in the hell would you run around with 400k souls in the first place? Did whoever is "guiding" you through the game not think that maybe stopping to spend these souls would be a good idea????
You also cant really be mad at someone for just being better than you at a game, if you were to actually gift me CS:Source and ♥♥♥♥ me up, then I wouldn't even be mad, because its like, of course you'd be better at the game than me lmfao, what else should I expect?

Its funny that you comment on my profile with my whopping 77 hours invested in souls and I have never played 1 or 2 before. But not the guy I was playing with that has a few thousand hours invested.

How bout I gift you CS:Source and we can run it back on that. You have zero experience and I know everything, I'm sure that won't be a problem for you huh? You should win easy

You're a dork kid. I'm on my first play through. I can't even parry NPCs, dude guiding me through told me to alt-f4 cause I had close too 400k souls by the boss room I was gonna lose. How cool do you feel bruh lmao

I rollcatch people with pretty much every weapon I got. If it was a GS, then it was the flamberge. The flamberge is honestly not all that great, but it got a broken WA R2, by that I mean it deals more damage than it should. Only reason I am using it is because I am semi trying to cosplay Hodrick lmao. If you wanna use a GS, I'd recommend the Onyx Blade if your build can wield it, since its the longest GS in the game. If you cant wield it effectively, the Claymore is always the best choice. If you just wanna rollcatch people, honestly the best weapon for that is funnily enough the reinforced club. You R1, you walk forward for half a second, R1 again which should combo, repeat until enemy is dead. The reinforced club also combos into literally everything, since, if I remember correctly, it has greatsword stun but hits very fast. Every weapon can rollcatch, you just gotta get down the timing, once you got gud at the timing, rollcatching people will literally just become muscle memory.