Recent reviews by StarlightsParadox

i cried

its like the binding of isaac except instead of isaac its nubby and instead of enemies its pegs and instead of shooting its launching and instead of characters its supervisors and instead of symbolic religious items its whatever the ♥♥♥♥ and one of the items is called poop butt

i thought mind break was a porn tag not a game genre

this game is a breakthrough in masturbation technology i hit a jackhammer and my underwear implodes this should be sent to erectile dysfunctioners

this game impregnated me

cool title screen

>Be me, first playtrough
>Exploring new area, checking every nook and cranny for secrets/collectibles
>Find absolutely nothing
>Finish exploring area
>Where do I go now
>Proceed making circles for 20 minutes before i finally interact with a background object that gives me the quest
>It tells me to find something
>After 30 minutes of backtracking, being clueless and looking up guides i find it
>It was in a place i checked before at the start
>Mfw it spawns in when you get the quest
>Unlock door and enter new area
>Repeat indefinitely

I can't give up masturbation because of Herobrine™ from Minecraft®

Ever since I stopped, my Minecraft® world has been weird. Blocks missing. Chests rearranged. Signs that just say “stop”. I laughed it off at first because yeah haha Herobrine™ isn’t real.

Then I relapsed.

That same night I logged on and my base was gone. Not griefed. Just removed. Like it was never there. I checked the server logs. Nothing. I checked Reddit™ and someone replied to my post with “he warned you” and then deleted their account.

I am not saying Herobrine™ controls my urges. I am saying every time I try to better myself he appears to test me. When I fail, he punishes me. When I resist, the world feels quieter. Calmer. My crops grow faster. My dog stopped staring at corners.

I tried blocking adult sites. My internet went out. I tried uninstalling the game. My launcher reinstalled itself. I tried talking to my friends and they just said “bro just stop” like this is normal.

If I disappear, please check my world seed. Please stop joking about this. I just want peace. I just want to quit. And I want Herobrine™ to leave me alone.

<3

Great game! Unfortunately, I've noticed a few minor bugs which i think need to be addressed. For example, I've noticed heroes' clothes never rip, and more importantly, stay on them even after they're killed. This is especially damaging to the immersion and overall player experience for some heroes like Mercy and Kiriko, who would greatly benefit from this visual change. Otherwise, great game! Hope to see more progress on the aforementioned issues soon.