An economics professor at a Texas college hd a class full of liberal students who claimed that socialism worked, so he ran an experiment to teach them a lesson.

The teacher pulled two king crabs from his desk, lowered his pants to the ground, and had the crabs clamp down on his testicles.

Howling in pain, the professor shouted for somebody to please come kick the crabs from his testicles, but they hung tightly with their powerful claws, and no student stepped forward.

“GGGGAAAAAAAAAAHhhh!” the professor screamed as the class of liberal students sat dumbfounded.

The next day, the professor wheeled into class in a wheelchair and gathered a few things from his desk before wheeling out to take the rest of the semester off to recuperate.

The classroom full of liberal students were shocked at the end of the semester to see their grades had all been lowered to Fs.

The teacher’s example had provided a powerful lesson: Socialism does not work.