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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Buy it to support Zachtronics for updating this great game. The new puzzles and glyphs are a step sideways. It's not any better or worse than the base game.
Posted 23 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Ambitious but very buggy. Rides get stuck in testing a lot, buildings entirely disappear, trains dispatch from an unloading station into full loading stations causing crashes, guests stand on water, etc. It crashes with global illumination enabled for me, but at least I can work around that. Any "it's fixed/good now!" posts are very premature. Check back in a year or wait for the next theme park sim.

The "multiplayer" is an absolute joke from a company with a popular massively multiplayer game. This shouldn't be considered a multiplayer game at all.
Posted 30 August, 2025. Last edited 30 August, 2025.
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36.7 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
I hate to give a thumbs down to such a technically well made game, but the puzzles in this game are awful. I've wasted 30 hours waiting for it to "get good" already. You breeze through almost every puzzle in 3 minutes because there are no a-ha moments, just a series of obvious linear steps as it tutorializes you through a bunch of new gimmicks. Maybe 2-3 puzzles in the entire first 30 hours have been interesting.

If you like the robot philosophizing and walking around big beautiful environments, this is the game for you. After the all-killer-no-filler of Road to Gehenna, this is super disappointing and feels like a big waste of time. Maybe the DLC is better and they'll get more money out of me.
Posted 15 December, 2024. Last edited 15 December, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Three big combat scenarios similarish to the finale of Panama (loaded with stuff, loaded with baddies) although you can save. There's multiple fun ways to complete the objectives with different skills. Even skills like hardware and software were surprisingly useful. All three scenarios play out differently and you get 120 points to spec out a high level character before each. They're some of the most fun combat scenarios in the game, especially sneaking around and clearing pirates out of Loma Larga. It's obviously worth TWO DOLLARS even if the maps are reused.
Posted 6 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
I tried giving this a chance but it's the most do-nothing skinner box ever made. Every level I played was 30 grueling minutes of enemies slowly walking into my impenetrable orb of death.
Posted 5 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Loved it. It's a lot more Brigand and it's only $5. If you're even thinking about diving back into Brigand I don't what there is to consider here.
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
159.1 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Not overcomplicated or over-wordy. Gets straight to the point of scrounging items, picking factions, and ruining your character by picking the wrong combat stats with no pointless BS or quest arrows.

Edit: Yeah, this game rules. If you saw a review that said only Chapters 1-7 are good, then it's tediously hard, I strongly disagree. The later game where my hoard of supplies, skills, and learned strategies came into full use were my favorite part.
Posted 19 October, 2023. Last edited 30 October, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
All killer, no filler. This is better than the main game. You get straight into the interesting puzzles with no boring ramp up or overly repeating concepts.

Edit: This is much better than the entirety of TTP2 as well. When I think of puzzles from this series, they're all from this DLC.
Posted 12 October, 2023. Last edited 17 December, 2024.
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43 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
234.7 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Took a second for this one to click. This game is literally programming, so your definition of fun should literally be reading documentation, writing code, and fixing bugs. But scripting an idle game to play itself is a neat project.
Posted 20 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
104.1 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Not a meme. Super fun, fast FPS with lots of secrets. Doesn't waste your time with BS. The art style is cool but it's so much more than just that.
Posted 20 July, 2023. Last edited 20 July, 2023.
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