Recent reviews by Cadence

it's like scott pilgrim meets persona but somehow gayer than both of those combined

ufo 50 has everything

• an intentionally anachronistic and unforgiving first game that encourages new players to explore the rest of the console's library—while simultaneously replicating a retro feeling of discovery for its most patient players
  
• a masterclass in ludonarrative harmony with many microcosmic examples of it; in one game, to get a higher score you must fix a toxic lesbian relationship
  
• anthropomorphic algae NPCs, including a Marxist scholar who teaches you the pitfalls of currency before asking for compensation for his time
  
• classic video game antagonists, such as an incompetent middle school PE coach and The Confederacy of Nilpis
  
• a 25 hour long JRPG about how Texas is analogous to hell
  
• the second best point and click psychological horror game about sentient psychoactive mushrooms I've ever played
  
• a polyamorous bipedal creature named Donkus with seven ambiguously gendered spouses
  
• a deckbuilder

this is the first video game in history where two paddles hit a ball back and forth and you've gotta give it credit for that

Dear Cadence,

Thank you for contacting us!
Dino is not a trans, in 2008 we never thought about such questions.
But the typo is more possible because we were a very small company and we are Russian.
Please forgive us such a mess and thank you for your question!

Olga,
Nevosoft Support Team

Over the span of this game's development time I went through both puberties

fang just like me. they just like me for real

she trom on my bone til i champ

it's good & fun unless you have pronouns in bio

turn-based rpg? more like based rpg

baa