Recent reviews by Tuh

Shat in my literal pants. You'll love it.

This is a good game IF:
- You don't mind getting super salty when you lose.
- You can remove yourself from a salty situation when you lose.
- You are a good loser.

You will not win on your first try, your fifth try, or even your fiftieth try, The fun is in the gameplay, learning to play and being with your friends. Also a good lesson in how to lose well.

Needs optimisation and debugging, but devs are slowly making progress with it.

I rate 7/10

If you enjoy any or all of the following, I would reccomend this game.
Micro-managing depressed people
Being a ♥♥♥♥ to people who cannot complain
Being a bigger ♥♥♥♥ to those people who do complain
Sending people to their death
Exploiting the legal human rights system to your benefit
Selling your hard work in order to start again with more money
Raging at your own idiocy
Laughing at your own idiocy
Idiocy
Assigning guards with shotguns and attack dogs to prisoners who stole a VHS Player one time in 1992
Setting punishments so hard that your prisoners can't even toss off without being thrown in the chokey for three days
Prison Babies
Depressingly real games
It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prison management and building game you do the maths.

Overall, I enjoy the game and the Developement team have done a great job at adding lots of fan-wanted features and improving the game over a long time, involving fans and players every step of the way, Seriously, every time a major update came out you got an email personally writren by the devs with a link to a video of some of the devs chatting about new features and genuinely having a good time.

When I first saw the trailer for this game about a year ago (maybe?) I was super hyped. As a fan of the RTS genre, Planetary Annihalation was looking to be the most rediculously explosive and world-ending RTS ever.


I was not dissapointed.
There is no better feeling than carpet bombing your friends with nuclear missiles, or watching a moon impact with their planet. The game is everything you expect out the title, and more.

I have no criticisms for this game, especially as it is still in Alpha, or Beta, or whatever.

Seriously, if you're into the RTS genre and blowing the living ♥♥♥♥ out of everything, buy this game.

Quite realistic Space sim, definitely taught me a lot about orbital mechanics...... but that's not why I got the game. I got the game because I can squish tiny green men into apple juice with solid fuel boosters. Buy It. I r8 8/8 m8