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This guy stinks

smokes ass eats ass

the toughest, kind guy you'll ever meet. *voice *crack

When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

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My daughter's QUITE enthusiastic about architecture. Don't judge me, but I was snooping through her phone the other day and saw her speaking with a couple of her cute little boyfriends that she'd be interested in making a mini Eiffel tower some day! She must've gotten all that ambition from her father! :)

I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this ♥♥♥♥ so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that ♥♥♥♥!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

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