Me and this guy have been friends for years. Introduced me to his mother (absolute doll by the way) and his sister (hottest piece of ass in orange county) though for some stingy reason this toxic piece of ♥♥♥♥ cut contact with me after I complimented his moms sweet ass rack at the dinner table. Wasn't even my fault! It was just a knee jerk reaction to seeing a busty babe eating with me, any sensible guy would do what I did. Grow the ♥♥♥♥ up bro, your moms got a sweet pair of tits. Everyone thinks it. If anything you should thank me for making your mom feel better about herself. Wouldn't touch that beat up skank with a pair of oven mitts on bro, you know that. Youre sister on the other hand...

+rep the cringe dealer

Thats a nice Challenger II Rock Man

thanks for the good time last night, i didn't even know a dildo could go that far up a man's ass before ;-)

im jerryfisgsticks

Hi there boys and girls! I just wanted to let you all know that I'm open for relationship requests or Friend requests because I've been very lonely lately. Im always open for new friend invites and or relationship requests but I just like a little reason why you added me as soon as i accept it also I ask of you to read my profile description before you add me in the first place.. thank you!! P.S. I am 100% submissive and into Dominant people more than sub BUT that doesn't mean add me for just sex please x.x

hey, im looking for slaves, must be real and willing to go all out, not just in rp, but irl too, add me for details, but be ready and willing to do anything and everything, that means control over steam and life, so be ready to give your life up to me, thus no alts

Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his ♥♥♥♥, two little poots of ♥♥♥ is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this in hopes he could sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of ♥♥♥? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pal.

Not to be a freak, but ... just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive ... you start playing video games ... 👍Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol 😀

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Guess whos got a new gaming rig, this guy does

Have fun with it.

-rep, sux major peen.