Go Dylan go!

When she clitmogs your micropenis. Brootal.

I could never be a tradpilled cottagecore flannelshirt husbandjak because i'm too short and weak

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 ❤
𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒓 -- 𝑵𝒐 𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝑵𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆

𝖬𝖺𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾
𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗎𝗋𝗍
ㅤㅤ𝖪𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗉𝖾𝖺𝖼𝖾
𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀
ㅤㅤ& 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾
ㅤ𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗅𝗒
ㅤ𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀

⣾⠛⠛⠲⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠞⠛⢻⡆
⣿ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⁺⊹
⢿⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠹⣄⡼⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠇
⠘⢷⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣴⠟
ㅤ⠀⣼⠛⠉⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠉⠙⢻⡄
ㅤ⠘⣷ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡟
⊹⠀⠈⠻⣦⣤⡶⠋⠀⠈⠳⣦⣤⡾⠋ ⠀

tys alot man ur the goat G

Farty Thunder

goystar has fallen

I'm just a norwooded wifeguy girldad beerjak trying to spread love and kindness on this little pale blue dot of ours...

Begone demon

BOOOÖOÖHOHOOÖ
its only over wen i tell its over

it's almost over...

i have no enemies becuses later they all become my fans

You ever feel like your enemies pull aces and you pull twos?

Gonna start calling tattoos "goystamps"

hog wash

timberto on the track

uuuuuuuuuhhhh... uuh uuh uuh....

BEAST BOY

<3

Haha LOL jk im actually a twisted mf cyclepath who don't give no phuqs hahaha

Sorry i take it back, i hope you continue to enjoy Baldur's Gate 3

Okay well I'm very sensitive thanks for ruining my weekend

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I despise this guy

same tbh

Taimerto Phones

THIS MAN RUINED MY LIFE!

新岁将临，愿时光温柔，万事有回响。
𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇, 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓂 ✨

Happy new year and happy hunika

I'm attempting to illegally cross the border and head to Texas

hohohoho merry christmas!

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＼二つ　　　　　　　ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ & ᴊᴏʏ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴇᴀʀ! 🎉

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HOHOHOHOHOOOO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

I like school shooters, i'm gay for them

trxth nuke

Cringe

HAIL SATAN EVERYBODY, IT'S FUN, WE DO DRUUGGS AN SECTS

thank you

timberto jones vs carmen winstead

+rep

Ok now its the holydays definitely u gonna get me those yeezys right?

my name is Timberto Jones Im 67 years old am very similar to you Did I mention Im dead A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me When I didnt come up the police came The girls said I fell and everyone believed them The police found my body in the sewer I had a broken neck and my face was torn off Send this to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life A boy called Aidan got this message He ignored and deleted it In the shower he heard laughing My laughter He got scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late The next morning his roommate entered his bedroom and found a message in his blood saying You will never have him back No one has found his body because he is with me Send this to 15 people in the next five minutes if you dont want your fate to be the same as Aidan Your time starts now the story is true you can research it on Google

my name is Timberto Jones Im 41 years old am very similar to you Did I mention Im dead A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me When I didnt come up the police came The girls said I fell and everyone believed them The police found my body in the sewer I had a broken neck and my face was torn off Send this to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life A boy called Aidan got this message He ignored and deleted it In the shower he heard laughing My laughter He got scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late The next morning his roommate entered his bedroom and found a message in his blood saying You will never have him back No one has found his body because he is with me Send this to 15 people in the next five minutes if you dont want your fate to be the same as Aidan Your time starts now the story is true you can research it on Google

my name is Timberto Jones Im 26 years old am very similar to you Did I mention Im dead A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me When I didnt come up the police came The girls said I fell and everyone believed them The police found my body in the sewer I had a broken neck and my face was torn off Send this to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life A boy called Aidan got this message He ignored and deleted it In the shower he heard laughing My laughter He got scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late The next morning his roommate entered his bedroom and found a message in his blood saying You will never have him back No one has found his body because he is with me Send this to 15 people in the next five minutes if you dont want your fate to be the same as Aidan Your time starts now the story is true you can research it on Google

Look at me. I'm the dylan now.

my name is Timberto Jones Im 26 years old am very similar to you Did I mention Im dead A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me When I didnt come up the police came The girls said I fell and everyone believed them The police found my body in the sewer I had a broken neck and my face was torn off Send this to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life A boy called Aidan got this message He ignored and deleted it In the shower he heard laughing My laughter He got scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late The next morning his roommate entered his bedroom and found a message in his blood saying You will never have him back No one has found his body because he is with me Send this to 15 people in the next five minutes if you dont want your fate to be the same as Aidan Your time starts now the story is true you can research it on Google

im late but