Diet Dr. Kelp
Simo
Ontario, Canada
Me: Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It... [frowns, brief pause] Where's my drink?
SpongeBob: [confused] What drink?
Me: [in an angry tone] My drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
SpongeBob: [checks through the order, and sees no drink listed.] But, you didn't order any...
Me: [yelling furiously] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?! :er_angry:
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Me: Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It... [frowns, brief pause] Where's my drink?
SpongeBob: [confused] What drink?
Me: [in an angry tone] My drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
SpongeBob: [checks through the order, and sees no drink listed.] But, you didn't order any...
Me: [yelling furiously] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?! :er_angry:
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risottos buttpluh 1 Feb @ 9:43pm 
goated ass guy <3 :steamhappy::steamhappy:
ThrobbinGoblin 24 Nov, 2025 @ 8:35pm 
ill keep throbbin just 4 u <3
limi 16 Oct, 2025 @ 4:23pm 
forgot my drink, but thats okay ლ(⌒-⌒ლ)
sky 16 Oct, 2025 @ 4:01pm 
+rep solid ada, would never forget your diet dr kelp <3
Toni2k 16 Oct, 2025 @ 3:59pm 
+rep Forgot his Drink Cracked at DBD my guy!
aunt gladys :() 7 Oct, 2025 @ 11:48am 
super sexy and took me on a date to the movies