real life dirt eater

i'd love to have a conv about Karambit Stained can u send me a req?

nice guy frfr

+rep +rep rly good

xD Kintsugi #HighFloat battle

Sorry Bud, I pulled the new #1 highest Kintsugi :P 0.99991

-Rep bonus chromosome on 40 FPS

+Rep excellent composure in the face of adversity. Best teammate Ive ever had

-REP fake friendly in arc raiders

+rep pretty good player

hey, can you add me?

-rep dude has hella estrogen and gives me a weird sensation about myself. DONT PLAY WITH HIM IF STRAIGHT!

This loser reports when his duo teamkills (also obvious cheater)

+rep solid clutch, helpful teammate, add me for more! ✨

5 pdffiles on my team unwinnable

Landon’s CSGO skills were a disaster so complete, it was almost impressive. After years of playing, he still couldn’t figure out how to buy a rifle, and the only thing he was good at was sprinting into enemy fire with a knife, then blaming the team when he inevitably died. His elo? A crushing 5000, a number he somehow earned not through skill, but by unintentionally dragging the team down with every round. “I’m about to rank up,” he’d say every match, as if the game wasn’t actively trying to punish him. His teammates? They were just praying he’d get a clue, or at least stop standing in front of their shots

Landon’s CSGO skills were a disaster so complete, it was almost impressive. After years of playing, he still couldn’t figure out how to buy a rifle, and the only thing he was good at was sprinting into enemy fire with a knife, then blaming the team when he inevitably died. His elo? A crushing 5000, a number he somehow earned not through skill, but by unintentionally dragging the team down with every round. “I’m about to rank up,” he’d say every match, as if the game wasn’t actively trying to punish him. His teammates? They were just praying he’d get a clue, or at least stop standing in front of their shots

add pls

great guy, team player💢, add me too

bro got carried after yapping all game

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+rep

hi bro! add me please :)

WALL HACK

cs-go wallhack

dude tells me to look at scoreboard even though i have more kills make it make sense

+Rep u cool dude have a good day and gl in ur games 🔥

+rep hella bad tho like... i got his snap and it was the time of my dreams

-rep I watched as Landon and Jesse dominated the CS2 game, their banter flowing as easily as their teamwork. They’d been friends forever, always joking around, always close. But something about the way Jesse laughed at Landon’s jokes made me feel… off-balance.

It wasn’t until I saw Landon glance at Jesse, eyes softer than usual, that it hit me—he loved him. And maybe, just maybe, I did too.

Their friendship, their connection, felt so easy, so natural. It made me realize something about myself. I’d always been straight… but now, thanks to them, I wasn’t so sure anymore.

dude just likes to talk trash

-rep toggles on when he's losing cause he's bad

-Rep Meeting him online was the best twist of fate I could’ve asked for. From the very first conversation, he was so kind, so easy to talk to—it felt like I’d known him forever. Before I knew it, I was falling for him.

And let me tell you, the man is a CS:GO god. Like, scary good. And tall. And funny. Like laugh-until-your-stomach-hurts funny. He made every conversation feel like a warm hug, and every game feel like an adventure.

I ended up moving out to be with him—and yeah, we were very gay, very in love, and very into each other every day. But beyond all that, he made me believe in myself. He saw something in me I didn’t even know was there and helped me bring it to life.

He didn’t just change my life—he became my life. 💙

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: push against my leg. Whilst his whiskers brushed against my face, I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy