ur cute! A/S/L?

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

miss you

miss you

best one love you

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

+ rep good cs go player good lad luv u

shut up

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Dota!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will carry you to divine and protect you from Russians. My lady.. be my player two....

I'm a weeb , addicted to that so raven

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

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Hello "Jordan" i am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "Dota 2" and i want to become the goodest player like you, After weeks of playing i finally defeated the first bos sniper. pls no copy pasterino my story.

i heard he is as fast in bed as he is with his invoker combos, good god.

ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAWWWW

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mum used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.

Turns out my mum has schizophrenia and was making me wear it so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces
Each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable
You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
The Bard is in the building
It's a castle I'm a boss
I bet I'm Parliament
I'm positive, I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera
A baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

hi jordan its me your mother, dont forget to feed billy, the kid you locked in the basement, i made hotdogs and chocolate syrup like you asked for him, i always thought its weird the kid you playing dota with is staying locked in the basement, i made his laundry the other day and something was bloody, i really hope this Dota thing is a roleplay game. i left the lube on the table near the hotdogs, i love you, mom<3

I love you, pls respond

He is warm and supportive to random strangers. A nice catch in pubs.

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LOL

he is very nice and a good player but he will never be better than me at csgo xD

Pro player

prick

Merry Christmas :)

+rep tried to rape me once though, meh

Poes <3

+rep BEST FRIEND

Great Guy! Good Trader! +rep

Great guy! Love you man <3

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hey nice profile!