[29.6.2016 23.29.35] savannah baxter: heyy :) thanks for adding me, found your username on the skype directory..you single?
[1.7.2016 23.12.27] Dastie the Vapemaster: no I'm married so ♥♥♥♥ off
[1.7.2016 23.13.47] savannah baxter: im not married, and if you are who cares...cause i dont! hehe

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A farmer buys a young ♥♥♥♥. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the ♥♥♥♥ screws all 150 hens again.

The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the ♥♥♥♥ lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The ♥♥♥♥ opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

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