I wake up every morning at 4pm, eager to start the new day. For breakfast I have half a cup of bleach, because I'm trying to watch my calories. After that I join a wonderful game of Counter Strike with very kindhearted and sophisticated team mates, who make my gaming experience a pleasure. I end the day by snorting 2 marijuanas then passing out.
Hmu. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)