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Skillen 19 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm 
Best rocket league player. +rep
Obama's Spice 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59pm 
My brother in christ - you linked your RL mmr tracker in your steam profile. YOU KNOW YOURE SALTY ALL THE TIME
0-5-2 Ice Monkey 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14pm 
Most toxic self centerD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser kid ive ever met in 2k hours, do us all a favor and disable chat or shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded mouth and play stardew valley you ♥♥♥♥♥
Workszy 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am 
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Workszy 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:58am 
washed
1+UP 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04pm 
Most toxic self centerD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser kid ive ever met in 2k hours, do us all a favor and disable chat or shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded mouth and play stardew valley you ♥♥♥♥♥
BahYan 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53pm 
https://rocketleague.tracker.network/rocket-league/profile/epic/BahYan/overview the thing is i can say that, lmao u still had no impact in the game and u lost the game by yourself
BahYan 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26pm 
lil bro had 70 points when i had 4 goals :( but hes better :(
BahYan 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm 
2k hours in diamond :steamsad:
MAGZ 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24am 
telling me youll make sure we lose the game like any of your touches had any thought behind them have fun hard stuck <3
MAGZ 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21am 
over 2k hours still diamond just shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and play the game thats why ur still diamond lmao
THE Guy 16 Jul, 2020 @ 12:09pm 
HOW'D I GET A CHAMP REWARD CAR THEN?
WallyBeaner 16 Jul, 2020 @ 11:54am 
Check the stats. You've never finished champ and never had champ rewards. Check my stats while you're at it... i'm currently champ
https://rocketleague.tracker.network/profile/steam/wallybeaner

You should disable comments, you're embarrassing yourself
THE Guy 16 Jul, 2020 @ 11:49am 
Never said it was for this season https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1781932307 but nice try buddy maybe someday you will see champ
WallyBeaner 16 Jul, 2020 @ 11:46am 
Lmao and you 're Gold II in 1's. No wonder you didn't want to 1v1 me
WallyBeaner 16 Jul, 2020 @ 11:45am 
Looks like your rewards level is Diamond. It's okay, don't be embarrassed
https://rocketleague.tracker.network/profile/steam/DascoSlaps/
THE Guy 16 Jul, 2020 @ 11:43am 
Huh my highest rank is D3 when I have champ rewards thats weird didnt know you got champ rewards being in diamond
WallyBeaner 16 Jul, 2020 @ 11:41am 
Your highest rank is D3, how cute!! Learn to rotate and utilize your teammates and you might make it to champ one day! Best of luck!!!
🧜🏾‍♀️ ℑ𝔳𝔞 17 May, 2020 @ 9:08am 
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Cece 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:06pm 
i still want your hands
Cece 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:04pm 
xoxo
Cece 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:04pm 
bb
Cece 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:03pm 
Hi just wanted to say i love you
kii 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:17am 
yes
Skillen 22 Mar, 2020 @ 12:24pm 
losr
kii 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:32am 
no u
THE Guy 23 Nov, 2019 @ 3:07pm 
If I was a big issue I would not have more steam friends than both of you combined as you both say "i'm a horrible person etc.". It doesn't make you two any better. All the people commenting on my profile are ones that we lost together in a game so that doesn't mean they are right either, could be anywhere from they are salty we lost or something else. So get off my profile Jake until you stop spewing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's not true. ALSO JUST A QUICK REMINDER my comments are more positive than negative all you two are choosing to do is be negative nancies.
THE Guy 23 Nov, 2019 @ 3:07pm 
Jake is literally so full of ♥♥♥♥. Our teammate didn't even say anything during match, and I didn't say anything horrible to you or else I would've gotten chat banned or permabanned from the game which I in fact did not, and the only way he would have said that was if you two were partied up, and therefore that creates bias which would eliminate your statement as it is unfair judgement. All I told you to do was to rotate because you were cutting both me and our teammate off, then you started crying saying you weren't when even the other team or at least 2 of the 3 said you were the problem. So feel free to quote what I said that was "horrible". It's okay though Jake, keep trying to put this on me when it will not change anything.
Osamabama 2020 19 Nov, 2019 @ 8:25pm 
said i shouldent be president what the hell man
Osamabama 2020 19 Nov, 2019 @ 8:25pm 
this guys mean
LaurenAlwaysMisses 19 Nov, 2019 @ 9:17am 
add me back hoe bag
Ce2 18 Nov, 2019 @ 7:22pm 
imagine not being able to take a hint from literally 50+ people lmaoo
Jake From State 18 Nov, 2019 @ 12:12am 
Our teammate literally typed "What an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" about you after you said some horrible stuff to me. Bro, there are pages of people talking about how terrible of a person you are. If other people are saying this about you then I know it's not me. its you. No one elses page is like this. Just you.
THE Guy 17 Nov, 2019 @ 7:58pm 
Not really you are just being an asshat in MY comments and until you actually play with any of the people calling me toxic then you can't say ♥♥♥♥ bro you are the one being toxic so congratulations you played yourself.
Ce2 17 Nov, 2019 @ 7:25pm 
lmao big mad cuz salty and toxic GGEZ
THE Guy 17 Nov, 2019 @ 6:55pm 
I literally told the dude to not ball chase and that was it so pipe down Ce2, I didn't get banned because I literally didn't say anything other than that so GG easy get out of my comments and go call other people toxic "ones that actually get chat banned". You clearly didn't play in any of the games I was in so you don't know what the other people are like so stop puffing your chest because people call me toxic when all I say is stop ball chasing and pay attention but nice try bub, also if the other team agrees someone is a problem then it is clearly not me causing the issues. If it was toxic behavior then I would get chat banned for it wouldn't I? Exactly so go take your "you're toxic" ass out of my comment section, Thanks. Oh and also Jake is lying he didn't swallow his pride he kept complaining because he was cutting off both me and the other teammate we had in the games we were paired up in. Actually play with the people in my comments before you speak then come back to me.
Ce2 17 Nov, 2019 @ 6:43pm 
this kid has so many people saying hes toxic and he still cant catch a hint lmao. Its almost like hes the common denominator :BIGTHINK: kek
THE Guy 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:40am 
lol the other team even agreed you were the issue and you never swallowed your pride tf outta here with that ♥♥♥♥ you literally cut everyone that was on our team in the games we played off and legit ruined any chance we had at winning when the other team says "Jake is dogwater" and "Jake uninstall" that's on you not being toxic when I was trying to help us win but you put your head so far up your keester that you couldn't see just how much you were cutting people off but you do don't listen its like talking to a brick wall.
Ce2 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:20pm 
forgot to add, almost 2k hours and still stuck in diamond lmao can you imagine:steambored:
Ce2 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:10pm 
imagine tilting cuz someone bumped you one time. even your past teammates said you were ♥♥♥♥. The guy is a fitting name for you considering the dude in the movie was a phony and nothing special :kek::steamsalty:
THE Guy 4 Jul, 2019 @ 12:31pm 
You're just being salty because you got chat banned for being toxic in that so called hot wheels soccer car game for no reason, and it's not crying when you got the ban and all I said was enjoy your ban just saying but nice try buddy.
you wanna see some magic 4 Jul, 2019 @ 11:09am 
Lmfaoo you think steam friends matter? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ following people around crying on their profiles over a hot wheels soccer game, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic bro.
THE Guy 30 Jun, 2019 @ 12:59pm 
When both times I saw you the other teammate and I agreed you were the issue you should realize the issue IS YOU and that its not just a blame game
sPoNgEb0b 30 Jun, 2019 @ 11:55am 
You're trying so hard to blame others, but you're indeed bad. I chase, but dude, you can't aeriel. You've been scored on soo many damn times, because of the fact you can't aeriel in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Diamond 3 games lmfao. You should learn to do so, some of us players will chase just to get your ass to actually be able to contest once in a while. You can't blame others for your whiffs and failed clears when you can't even aeriel. You have to wait for the ball to get lower for you to contest. That's sad. Either than that, -rep :)
THE Guy 19 Jun, 2019 @ 11:52am 
What are you going to do go cry to your 30 steam friends?
you wanna see some magic 19 Jun, 2019 @ 10:06am 
Don't ever comment on my profile again you cretin ass ♥♥♥♥♥
THE Guy 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:13am 
cant do anything when you are a lagging P.O.S cause you play on the wrong servers and ram me off the ball cause you are lagging so bad but nice try buddy.
godkiimi 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:04am 
-rep
♥♥♥♥♥♥ useles ♥♥♥♥♥ and excuse maker
Bap. 2 Jun, 2019 @ 8:45pm 
Cant rotate, but will talk ♥♥♥♥... then wont 1v1 u
Skillen 22 May, 2019 @ 12:24pm 
great guy!