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Sloosh 7 Feb @ 10:27pm 
Hey, I like 'Damned' from your inventory
Ragu 11 May, 2025 @ 11:39am 
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Hello bro add me for free xd^^
Mr. Hornblower 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm 
"Allahu Akbar. The Muslim Ummah will be victorious and Palestine is Arab!" -Geoffrey
(VC goes quiet)
"Wait, isn't that what Saddam said before he was executed?" - Horn
彡𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘꧂ 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:13pm 
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Ножницычеловека™ 12 Oct, 2017 @ 5:20pm 
"If that is one of the BIGGEST falacies I have ever heard..." -Ian
"You can take that phalus and shove it up your ass!" -Chris
"But Its not mine..." -Ian 2017
*Collective Laughter*
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:21pm 
"It reminds you of the color brown, but it's grey..." -Ian 2016
*Pause*
"What" -Chris 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:19pm 
"You can tell by the pattern of killings that there is no pattern" -Ian 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:17pm 
"Lol I swaer to drubk I'm not God" - Chase Jan 1st 2015
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:15pm 
"I'm not coming fast enough" -Will 2017
"Oh god that just came out of my mouth" -Will 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:15pm 
"There is a shoulder in his arrow" -Will 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:15pm 
"12 Years old, i didnt account for this" -Will 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:14pm 
"Rip Snowcap, may he and his cool hat rest in pepperinis" -Chris 2015
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:13pm 
"We're going down boys" -Chris 2016
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:13pm 
"So he'd ask you 'Why are you looking for a dildo in a weapon shop?' That kind of thing?" -Will 2016
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
"What's 30% of 100?" Chris 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
"E3 runs from June 16-15th" - Chris 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
"So apparently, if you mix Taco Bell hot sauce with ramen, it tastes like poverty." -Will 2016
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:11pm 
"Be gone", "Alright everyone roll saving throws" -Will 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
"He didn't heed the two stick warning" - Daniel
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
Gunfire Gunfire Gunfire "Oops Wrong Spot" Gunfire Gunfire Gunfire
-Dot
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:09pm 
"So Gentlemen, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ isn't just a bundle of sticks. It's also a measurement of weight, and it just so happens to be 120 pounds. Even better, I used to weigh exactly 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Sep, 2017 @ 11:04pm 
"Wee Wee, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Dark souls 2 pigs
"♥♥♥♥!" -Geoff 2017
GenmushanLord 24 Sep, 2017 @ 9:34pm 
"Welcome to Chris Reynolds' One Stop Shop where we teach you to jack a car and bring back bad memories" - Chris
Ножницычеловека™ 29 Apr, 2017 @ 10:11pm 
"What is Pig Damage?"- Ian 2017
Whut.
Ножницычеловека™ 30 Mar, 2017 @ 12:22am 
"Have you ever poped a random boner, Ian?" - Chase
"No I haven't." - Ian
"Well you haven't been through puberty then!" - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chase
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Mar, 2017 @ 9:06pm 
*moose holds up spoon to miloh's face and uses puppy-eyes* - Geoff
"♥♥♥♥ it, I lovingly caress the spoon." - Jacob
Ножницычеловека™ 25 Mar, 2017 @ 8:26pm 
"Howbow dat Deal" - Pit Fiend
"BLOW ME ♥♥♥♥♥" - IAN TRUE TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TYPE
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - LITERALLY EVERYONE.
GenmushanLord 4 Mar, 2017 @ 8:20pm 
"I'm not talking about that head dwarf" -Charron
"I dont know what that means but i've heard say it before" -Ian
Ножницычеловека™ 24 Feb, 2017 @ 10:12pm 
Confirmed: Will has 3 Tiddies.
Ножницычеловека™ 23 Feb, 2017 @ 10:03pm 
"Man I need to strangle someone... I'll be right back." - Chris
"Bet you he gon' go strangle something else... *Whispers* HIS ♥♥♥♥..." - Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 23 Feb, 2017 @ 9:37pm 
...
"If i'm having rage-sex im going to play some Rammstein and it will be good." - Geoff
"No, if i'm having rage-sex im going to play some really hard ♥♥♥♥, like my playlist ♥♥♥♥." - Chris
"No No No, like im talking you turn up the music and then the bass. See, the bass does all the work, you don't need to do anything." - Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 9 Feb, 2017 @ 9:50pm 
"Well I went out there ♥♥♥♥ swinging... turns out it was just the TV..." -Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 31 Jan, 2017 @ 5:56pm 
"Hey Geoff, What heroes of the storm character would you play?" -Will
(Without any delay) "Nova." -Geoff
"Well ♥♥♥♥, Geoff is actually a mexican..." -Will 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 29 Jan, 2017 @ 10:05pm 
12:02AM
"Hey Jacob, Shouldn't your internet have crashed by now?" - Ian
~~~~~JACOB CRASHES~~~~~
Ножницычеловека™ 28 Jan, 2017 @ 9:11pm 
*Ian accidentally spawns army of hell-hounds at a shrine by placing a drop of blood on the altar*
"...Ian you might just be the dumbest person I have ever met, including myself..." -Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 16 Jan, 2017 @ 5:46pm 
"Mmmmmm, Whill, SPREAD YO CREAM CHEESE FASTER." - Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:00am 
"Raping, Raping, Pillaging, and Pillaging. If you want to be technical..." - Geoff 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 15 Jan, 2017 @ 11:58pm 
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kyler, i mean kyle... Damn I had a room mate named kyler..." -Geoff
"IS KYLER A REAL NAME?!?!?!?!? IT CAN'T BE A NAME IF IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING" - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ian
"I JUST SAID I LIVED WITH A GUY NAMED KYLER" - Geoff
"It can't exist" (Paraphrazed) - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ian 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 10 Jan, 2017 @ 12:23am 
"Vermintide Sock Dart OP..." - Chris 2017
"WTF" - Geoff 2016
Commanderdot 4 Jan, 2017 @ 2:04am 
*Geoff rolls a 1*
*Geoff fails dex check*
*Character falls over*
"You've fallen and can't get up" - Dot 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 4 Jan, 2017 @ 1:23am 
"How will I know to heal you" -Ian
"IAN I HAVE AN ARROW STICKING OUT OF MY DONG, I WOULD THINK YOU WOULD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOTICE..." -Geoff
"Well, He has a longer shaft now..." -Jacob 2017
Ножницычеловека™ 2 Jan, 2017 @ 10:42pm 
"I stab them" -Dot
"There are 6 of them" -Chris
"I stab them a little less..." -Dot
Ножницычеловека™ 2 Jan, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
"Cat Poor" -Chris 2017
Commanderdot 17 Dec, 2016 @ 8:37pm 
Random NPC "Isn't it hard to read if you kill me"
Geoff "Only if I kill you"
CocoPuffsOrNah 8 Feb, 2016 @ 5:45pm 
I'm about five spoons out of nine right now, that's how angry that i dropped my spoon. - Will Febuary 2016
Commanderdot 5 Feb, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
"COCO WE BANGED" Geoff 2016
CocoPuffsOrNah 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:59pm 
"Nah man, I have to find this picture of someone being a cactus." - Geoff Februrary 2016
GenmushanLord 30 Jan, 2016 @ 3:26pm 
"Hay baby are you sitting on teh F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing" -Will 2016
GenmushanLord 30 Jan, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
One a scale of 1-10 you're a 9 and I'm the one you need -Will 2016