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1 person found this review helpful
378.7 hrs on record (156.2 hrs at review time)
We fought and won The Creek.
We eradicated 2 Billion bugs in less than 12 hours.
We eradicated the Automatons. Democracy prevailed.
Then they came back with a vengeance and just when it couldn't get any worse the true threat arose.
The threat of dissidence from within SuperEarth itself.
Democracy prevailed throughout all and this will stand firm as a shining beacon of hope for the gaming communities across SuperEarth and the Galaxy. o7 Divers.
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.6 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Online S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Gunplay is good. Inventory management is good. Not even sure if realistic graphics would add much or not. Game is good. Plays best with friends.
Posted 20 January, 2024.
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3.7 hrs on record
I have almost no memory of playing this game because I think I bought it on a whim and played it one night when I was very tired. Thinking of this game is mixed. Feels like a game I made up in a dream. Also my memory of the game seems like I watched a youtuber playthrough and thats why I have such an obscure memory of the game. The only evidence I have of me actually playing it is the "perfect" achievement score. Weird.
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
Been anticipating this since its announcement. All the hype did its job. Hardzone made to look fun but ends up being an AI shootout with another player team coming in to wipe you out seconds after you clear the AI for them. Console players mixed in end up just not waiting for a revive at all or just running off to do their own objective, whatever that is.
Spotting is broken.
Time to kill is broken.
Vehicle guns are broken against Infantry. If I shoot a person with a 20mm autocannon you ought to die with minimum one shot or two. Not literally 10 OR MORE every time.
Vehicle physics are trash. Flight model is trash.
Lack of TDM and why not put classic rush in the main 2042 game too?
Didn't even play Portal but it needs to separate itself from 2042 and become its own entity almost like warzone for COD.
I could go on, but Dice will not listen or care to any one of us. Steam, pull this game. Its 2021's Cyberpunk and just like 2020 we all got cyberpunked again.
I wanted this game to be good like all the trailers. I wanted my fan service. i wanted my BF moments.
The most fun I had was in the tanks. Because they arent really broken. Aside from a .50 not chewing through infantry and the main guns splash damage being reduced, its not bad at all. Felt like BF3 tanks.
On top of ALL this. The game is poorly optimized and servers are laggy as hell. Without portal this game is an empty shell of what it could have been. Theres a lot that I wanted to like, but upon utilization in the game its poorly implemented.
The UI is even clunky. How is "Collections" supposed to tell me thats where i can change my loadouts?
Not to mention the times I would change a keybinding and it would switch back after a match, or a display setting doing the same.
Also good luck getting INTO a conquest server. I made rank 11 mostly from playing against bots to work on optimizing my graphical settings in an attempt to not have the game choke in a large game mode. I got 80 fps against bots but 20-37fps online.
Dice please. I have a 1080ti and i have yet to find a game that has made me cuck my display settings like your game did just to get it semi-playable.
I want a refund.
Posted 19 November, 2021.
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2.9 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
The pacing of this game is fantastic. There is enough jump scare moments to keep things interesting and enough time between them to keep you guessing. It doesn't feel cheap in the slightest. The action is also paced very well. Very satisfying to eliminate a larger enemy and feels great dispatching multiple smaller enemies! The disgust Isaac has in his voice when stomping on carcasses is so good! Great Sequel! Stomp em all!!
Posted 9 August, 2021.
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2.9 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
A complete flashback to the 80's golden era of entertainment. It's like a cheesy action flick mixed with the writing of a sub par NES sidescrolling shooter.
Like a first person Contra.
Posted 22 May, 2013.
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14.1 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
This F*$%ing game man....

I tell you...

::Italian kiss with fingers:: MUAH!
Posted 18 July, 2012.
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