🎄 Have the best fkn Christmas in the history of mankind! 🎄

was here smokin an thinkin of u bro

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Padoru season's slowly approaching. Save the precious pine trees!!

How long is too long for a poop?
Studies have shown that the average bowel movement takes 12 seconds. Sometimes it does take longer, however, so at maximum, you should not spend more than 10 minutes on the toilet.

IM THE TRASH MAN

~Achis~ Mew sowwy, now chu will get ill and stuff.. Whatus ♥♥♥♥♥♥.. > - <

Have an amazing day! ~ <3 ~

Where are my monthly rations at, master?

OwO wut's dis? *snuggles*

Happy Earl day

balls.

ＷＨＯ ＲＵＮＳ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＬＤ？ ＧＩＲＬＳ！

+rep :)

Better safe than sorry is right. Channel 69 News was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of September 11th , 2069 at 04:20a.m. Central standard time, I do not give Men in Space or any entities associated with Men in Space permission to use my Dank Memes, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Men in Space it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Islamic Statute). NOTE: Men in Space is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates.

dank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lJu8QWQFo

applause xD

I dont think your authorized to be the leader of the spacemen

ripped ♥♥♥♥♥ from the hood

+memes, dank? I think so. trade gone sexual

I wake with the sight of Thomas the Tank engine at the foot of my bed. I welcome him to my home and offer him some water. He declines and says “Come with me to Sodor.” I come with to Sodor where I meet Sir Toptam hat. He tells me that Sodor is where I should live for the rest of my life. I said yes and came to the junction to get a house.
I wake up and realize that it was a dream, and wish I was back. My parents take me to therapy because I know I was there. I was told to forget Sodor and Thomas, but I can’t. I love Thomas and I want to live with him forever.

+rep, didnt rape me

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+rep fast and serious trader, most lkly a real spaceman!

+rep gave me insurance on a used condom

so nice, donates so many weapons in competitive games

ALSO

has a massive bear ♥♥♥♥!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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I hope your christmas tree lights up on fire

can i bone you

I got a bone to pick with you

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You must read this. Once you start there is no turning back. A potato was raped by a farmer and murdered in 1969. The body was never found until the lumberjack split open the farmer. Then a boy read this exact same message that said he died but he didnt copy and paste because spamming is for ♥♥♥♥. The potato appeared in his chamber and haunted him and then choked him with potatoes. Its a good thing there was someone there who witnessed this event otherwise we wouldnt have known. If you dont copy and paste this onto 5000 profiles in 10 seconds the potato will send the NSA to your house and prohibit your use of the internet. Good luck

+rep gave me an extended warranty on my detachable anus

YOU CAN'T RUN
YOU CAN'T HIDE

STOP RUNNING
IT'S INEVITABLE

YOU BETTER TAAAKE COVER

LIVIN A LAND DOWN UNDER

YOU BETTER BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER
TAKE
COV
ER

You da creepy creeper.