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Recent reviews by ZOMBIEROT

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58.5 hrs on record (58.2 hrs at review time)
Free my man Corvo, he's innocent.
Posted 14 February, 2022.
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128.9 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
With the help of addons, I completely made this game cursed beyond belief.
Posted 24 July, 2021.
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6.1 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After 16 years, we finally have a sequel to Postal 2.

Postal 4 is a game where you piss on people, hurt them and also where you regret nothing.

I'd give this a 8.5/10, accounting for bugs and the fact Mike J's bidet shop isn't open yet. Don't expect a fledged out game
YET, it's only a janky alpha, as it proudly states at the top of the game. Still highly recommend this due to Jon St. John taking the role of the Postal Dude and also, it's Postal without 2 extra third-party companies working on it.
Posted 25 October, 2019. Last edited 25 October, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
113.1 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Santa deniers seethe when they find out Michael's surname.
Posted 30 June, 2019. Last edited 14 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record
This game made me soil my underwear.
Posted 29 April, 2019. Last edited 7 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Sweet yet short...
Posted 29 December, 2016.
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1,014.7 hrs on record (831.1 hrs at review time)
Pretty good game; made an edited playermodel to look like Big Lips McGee once.
Posted 9 October, 2016. Last edited 22 January, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
199.5 hrs on record (86.6 hrs at review time)
Why is Postal Dude the ultimate sigma tho?
Posted 7 October, 2016. Last edited 26 November, 2022.
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12.5 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Alright, so I bought 'Monatro' expecting a meme of a game. Instead, I received a game with a jaw-dropping story involving a dog and a schoolgirl. The dog dies and then the girl tries to rebuild her life. Yet she's stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque scenario in which she walks to school, passing by the same things and experiencing the same experiences at school.

The same day goes on and on and the reasoning being her dog is trying to tell her a life-changing message that he didn't get to tell her before he died. Although he steals panties, he's only stealing them to find out which one belongs to his rightful owner, so he can tell her the message. Throughout his journey, there are cats, chickens and crows trying to delay him and kill him.

Once he gets to his rightful owner, the message he tells her is heartbreaking. The game has a heart-wrenching story that the best of authors try to write. If you are looking for a Life is Strange-ish story, then you've come to the wrong place. This is a lot better than anything DontNod could ever produce (excluding Vampyr, I do like that game).

Montaro is a game I expected to be a meme of a game. But it wasn't and it made me think that life is too short and losing your dog down a sewer means your world now stops turning. This is clearly a 10 out of 10 and I obviously recommend this to anyone that wants a gripping story that can hook them in with a theme like that.
Posted 17 September, 2016. Last edited 26 July, 2018.
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51.4 hrs on record (50.8 hrs at review time)
Good game
Posted 16 September, 2016. Last edited 21 January, 2022.
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